ambush

thank you ffvii gamefaqs guide with all of the enemy script routines listed in code now i can code like a squaresoft employee in the 90s thinking of gag random encounters while on lunch break

considering the unofficial mascots of bluesky to be nanao misaki and moon child

This is not about winning anymore.

this but replace TRICK ROOM with SELF-DESTRUCT

You hear that? It's tetanus. 12 Hours of Rusty Metal Objects are now on the #NintedoMusic App. 🎵 Listen now: ninten.do/6014Q2UDj

You hear that? It's tetanus.

12 Hours of Rusty Metal Objects are now on the #NintedoMusic App.

🎵 Listen now: ninten.do/6014Q2UDj

INTRODUCING:
PROJECT PHANTOM LIMB

SCOUR THE NAMELESS ISLE AND ITS EVIL FORTRESS
BATTLE WICKED SOULS AND SEVER THEIR BODIES
RESIST DEMONIC POSSESSION

(Releasing later this year)

Screenshot of a Northernlion stream. He is playing Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream with a picture of Austin Powers superimposed on the screen, and clearly struggling to draw Austin's suit in the customization tool. Chat is desperately trying to tell him you can make the circles thicker in the shape tool. His wife is in chat saying "who is Ryan trying to date"

NL is currently trying to custom-draw Austin Powers' suit in Tomodachi Life and it's like watching a caveman trying to make fire

a picture of a jellyfish with the words goodnight my sweet prince < 3 ALT: a picture of a jellyfish with the words goodnight my sweet prince < 3

Who the FUCK made this gif I just want to talk

Self-appointed "Blender Guru" is pushing Ai hard. Funny, he deleted his NFT pushes because those make him look stupid. Yet he doesn't remove the blender tutorial where he casually laments you can't say the F slur anymore. He's the worst. Anyone learning blender can and should do better than the 🍩.

should've dropped this video in november for the shock value due to

a screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, with a Nanao Mii walking towards the camera, the caption reading "What's up with Nanao?"

Hank Hill mii and Bocchi mii in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream they just met and think they seem like minded

well i've refactored my battle entity resources and managed to come up with a way to just. write ai scripts in gdscript in an organized way (embedded inside the enemy resources) without needing to make my own editor. so that's nice

May 29th is Automaton Heart day folks! I'm really looking forward to sharing it

I don't know what I'm looking at but surely this will help me make game better. right

alright now that i've done this i'm going to go become the only developer that decided "i need to study ffxii enemy data modding for my typing game"

yeah ok here

#aLt-Project Current Plans for April-May 2026

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Sad to hear about Ludum Dare beginning to wind down, but I think it's maybe good for people to be reminded how many of the things they consider indispensable institutions are really a single-digit number of people (often a single person) working very long & hard for little to no money

This article is really embarrassing.

It's entirely focused on technology-as-nostalgia and not the fact that every modern device wants you to constantly pay a rental fee in some form or another.

If I'm listening to MP3s on a Diamond Rio there is exactly zero chance it will ask for a credit card.

DON’T DIE ON US
BLUESKY

YOU CAN’T DIE
MELON FUSK IS STILL ALIVE

going to tell myself to write a post on this for the itch page tomorrow to give myself potential public shame accountability again

[ESC] May itch.io Playable Build Goals

i really need to lock in again after getting expended for a month & playing nothing but rpgs