With all the things happening these days - I've been doing lots of studying on the French Revolution...

IYKYK

To Canada: Sorry, our new Prez - is a thin-skinned, narcissistic, idiot.

To Those That Voted For Trump: You did this. We tried to tell you...

That joke was a bit par for the course. I hope you don't mind me chippin' in. :)

Mine is graphic... I mean a graphic.

No, the new Prez can't blame Biden anymore. It's all you, now. Besides, RePubs would always blame Biden in real time... so, here we are. With skyrocketing egg prices and all.

I can't stand my name! Jeff. It's so boring. Jeff. I have a few ideas...

The artist formerly known as Jeff - No...,
Ice T - its a great name, but I needed more. What about -
Arnold Palmer - yeah, already taken,
Walt Disney Jr. - That way, I could get into the parks for free!

It's hard to make friends when you are older.
I met a lady at a mixer
- and she was SO rude!

- She gave me the silent treatment.
It turns out she was a Mime.
But, she can always be on my team in Charades.

I was talking to this Mime the other day - he was SO rude!

Just gave me the silent treatment and then pretended to slam an invisible door in my face.

Breaking News: Mime finally speaks out after escaping the box.

I'm worried about Gym Jordan. He's not complaining about high grocery and gas prices anymore...

Done.

Why can't millennials be happy with current technology? They keep 'discovering' old things like:

Polaroid cameras,
Record players for their 'vinyl', and
Owning and caring for a Pet Rock.

It's ridiculous! I don't want to check time on a sundial, text people with Morse code, or churn my own butter!

Finallly

Hello Democrats - are you out there?

Just putting it out there, but I'd love to be on @mrbrettgoldstein.bsky.social 's podcast - and discuss the classic film - Phase IV presented by Raid - obviously.

Happy Valentine's Day! #Fallout4 IYKYK

But it did cure my UTI.

Is it just me, or doesn't Chappell Roan currently look like Johnny Depp - in his Alice in Wonderland phase. Discuss.

Hey! It's Damien! I knew it was time to show up.

Oh, I thought that was Damien. The little boy - without the hat on...

I have found the way to feel younger at any age - I add 'and a half' to my age when people ask. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Especially if it doesn't have its shots...

@ojotaylor.bsky.social Thanks so much for all the incredible music you created in the 80s and 90s specifically. My SoCal friends and I were so lucky to experience it. So many great memories.

I say we name a cell in Riker's Island to Gulf of Trump...

I love my wife. She is well-read, multi-lingual, and loves to laugh - not at my jokes, but yeah.

I speak English, some Klingon, and Latin - Pig Latin.

I've read Shakespeare - and am convinced his name is misspelled. #comedy #joke #dohashtagsworkanymore?