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Posts by Pezerk

Depiction of the medical tent scene where the characters introduce each other as “Doctor” 46 times in Spies Like Us. The characters are wearing Jesus-like robes.

Depiction of the medical tent scene where the characters introduce each other as “Doctor” 46 times in Spies Like Us. The characters are wearing Jesus-like robes.

One of the funniest scenes from Spies Like Us was the “Doctor Doctor…” scene. #jesustrump

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Can of Dr. Pepper that reads “Jesus Pepper” and has heavenly light behind it.

Can of Dr. Pepper that reads “Jesus Pepper” and has heavenly light behind it.

I’m a doctor. You’re a doctor. Wouldn’t you like to be a doctor too? 🎶

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Image of Donald Trump as Jesus walking on water.

Image of Donald Trump as Jesus walking on water.

Here’s Trump, depicted as a Navy SEAL on a very special mission for America. #jesus #redcrossdoctor

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The Epstein files unredacting drip campaign is worse than Netflix. We want to binge all of our justice at one time, not in parts.

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I hope @netflix.com has the scalable servers ready to go for #strangerthings.

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Cartoon of Trump dressed like Miley Cyrus from the Wrecking Ball video smashing into the White House.

Cartoon of Trump dressed like Miley Cyrus from the Wrecking Ball video smashing into the White House.

He came in like a wrecking ball against America

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Photo of The White House East Wing demolition with the red Christmas trees Melania decorated with during Trump’s first term.

Photo of The White House East Wing demolition with the red Christmas trees Melania decorated with during Trump’s first term.

Melania decorating the East Wing for Christmas this year.

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The last episode of Handmaid’s Tale felt like a prologue and there to service The Testaments too much. They could’ve provided more closure with Hannah/Lydia somehow. Hinted at the Testaments epilogue symposium perhaps.

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I don’t know what’s going to happen to Janine in The Handmaid’s Tale, but I’m going to pretend she gets to be Louise (IYKYK, avoiding spoilers) #You

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I need to stop buying Popeye’s chicken. The last few times I’ve gotten a sandwich or tendies I’ve gotten rubbery chicken. “Woody breast” can happen when a chicken is stressed. That chicken must’ve been reading the news and trying to buy its own eggs based on how chewy it was.

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So it’s like when the U2 album was placed on everyone’s phone. Only this time, a law-adverse oligarch who has employees named Big Balls and a conflict of interest can access your data all willy nilly? I’ll take the U2 album.

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Greg from White Lotus is Lazlo Hollyfeld from Real Genius. 🤯 That Frito-Lay sweepstakes prize money changed him.

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Netflix added to the Love is Blind music budget. They’ve got K-Ci & Jo Jo peppered in with the AI music.

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a man with gray hair is wearing a blue and white checkered shirt and a black sweater Alt: a man, Andy King, with gray hair is wearing a blue and white checkered shirt and a black sweater

Are the minions like this guy 🧐

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Longest month ever. #fascism

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The Roots were doing all the things!

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I have such envy for whoever did the seating chart for the #snl50 concert. Pedro and Paul 2 seats away- yesss. Did I see McLovin and Woody Harrelson? Cause that would be inspired.

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“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941

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Who knows how to make love stay?

1. Tell love you are going to Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if loves stays, it can have half. It will stay.

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But for real, how are we “taking Greenland” when we’ve appointed an incompetent for Sec. of Defense? Maybe Hegseth’s weakness is an odd gift if we need other countries to bail us out from tyranny.

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Ol “Sugar Tits” Mel Gibson can suck it. And I really liked Braveheart. Can someone use AI to recut Braveheart with anyone else. I want a version where I don’t have to scrub my soul after watching it.

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In retrospect, I think the narcissist elect probably insisted his name was on it just like the stimulus checks. He probably made them update it.

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A/B testing an exit message is absolutely wild. Or was it a final algorithm doing its thing? The app knew I didn’t want to see Trump’s name on a final brick.

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I got something different in Atlanta.

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a man in a suit and tie says i don t think about you at all ALT: a man in a suit and tie says i don t think about you at all

This energy.

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Anyone who votes to confirm Hegseth should be required to have all surgeries done by someone with equivalent experience to him. So, a sophomore who took Bio 101.

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I don’t know who I need to punch in the face, but I need the Dawgs to get it together. We made it through a gauntlet of a season, not to give it up to Notre Dame.

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It’s a MAGA long game to create low information voters by saying higher ed is liberal, woke and useless. Hybrid trade/associates degrees could be a middle ground opportunity.

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It’s a “red” herring

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Watching the voting process in Squid Game 2 mirrored U.S. elections. “Let’s all maybe die in hopes of becoming a billionaire” is very MAGA.

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