It's the person who runs the Klingon restaurant on Deep Space Nine, a heavyset Klingon man who in this image is playing some kind of Klingon concertina. I am completely serious when I say he is the best character in all of Star Trek, and I will fight to the death for his right to sell us racht and sing to us while we eat.

I wanted to take a break from talking about how awful everything is to show some love and appreciation for the greatest character in all of Star Trek.

[horny on main, politics]

I wish anyone other than the government would sit on my face.

Tad Spectral!

If anyone needs me, I'll be in @holodeck3

For the last few days on my drive to and from work, I've been passing an upright log by the side of the road, and every time I see it I wonder who tried to get in a fight with a ninja.

If I gave myself a fraction of the grace I give total strangers, I'd have a much happier life; alas.

It's very telling that they equate the destruction of property with murder.

drawing of a burning warehouse “all you had to do was pay us enough to live”

people will tell you it’s complicated but it’s really not

Friendly reminder that "minimum wage" means "the minimum amount 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘨𝘦 you are legally allowed to be paid."

So we can automatically register all men between 18 and 26 to the draft, but we can't automatically register citizens to vote?

Fuck all the way off. Fuck the ENTIRE circumference of that.

Artists, please don't undersell your work, especially when working with big clients.
It not only devalues your own work, but it sets a precedent that will affect the other artists that the client will hire after you.
If you're unsure, please speak with your colleagues, mutuals or do some research. 🙏

"Why can't people on Mastodon just accept that exploitative, resource-hogging, lying chatbots are the future like the very real people on other platforms owned by companies that are making exploitative resource-hogging lie-bots do?"

a small creature with a bundle and a gourd

bug or rabbit, who can say
they drift in a creek and seek the Way

Star Trek The Search for Spock scene. Our Lord Spock is pictured in a white robe. He stands surrounded by his shipmates who are all older here than they were in the TV show. Sulu is smiling and touching Spock's chest for some reason. Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, and Bones stand close and all seem thrilled to see him, but are otherwise practicing self control and not feeling his chest. Despite being surrounded by friends, Spock is staring only at Kirk, for obvious reasons.

He is risen

Well, apart from control over whether or not I post on my primary social media account.

All I know is that my account is bridged here from Masto and I had nothing to do with it, nor do I have any control over it.

Tad wants to know if you just called him a monkey.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.

Actual spit-take. Thank you for a hilarious and damp morning lol

I definitely miss all the communities I felt connected to on Twitter. Keeping us all separated and acrimonious only serves our oppressors, and I vow to push back against that however I can. Thanks for being you; the beauty and truth you share make the fight more bearable, and I'm grateful.

It took me a while to get my mastodon accounts where I wanted them, but I recognize that I also have the dubious luxury of not being a professional artist leveraging the platform, and I'm painfully aware that everyone's experience has not been as fortunate as mine.

This is what I learned about most recently:

techcrunch.com/2026/03/28/b...

Thresholds may vary, but this was mine. I hate it, because so many brilliant artists whom I adore -- yourself included -- are here, and I know most people don't really have the patience for mastodon.

Alright, well I'm not posting here anymore because we've officially hit the Corporate Garbage AI Nonsense layer of this platform's lifecycle.

You'll just have to follow my Mastodon account that's being scraped and reposted here without my consent, I guess.

ヽ(。_)°ノ

bsky.app/profile/none...

Yeah, going places where there's more witnesses and it's easier to be held accountable to one's actions must be real scary, especially when one needs that semiautomatic security blanket with them at all times.

If the transphobia wasn't enough to make you ditch the boy wizard, let me also remind you that he's a trust fund kid, a dumb jock, and he becomes a fucking cop.

A very crude sharpie drawing of what is allegedly Bart Simpson, surrounded by the words "EAT PANT" and a rider at the bottom that reads "©️ 1996 'The Simps'" made into an even cruder sticker out of office supplies.

Here's how to make Work Stickers:

Supplies
1. Labels
2. Packing Tape
3. Sharpie
4. Scissors

Mash all that stuff together while you wait for someone to tell you what your job is.

Found on Pinterest.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a boy is outside at a park unhooking a collar from a large creature mostly out of frame. The boy says, “Sorry, Maggie. Mom says I can’t take care of you anymore.” Panel 2: he continues, “you’re free now.” Maggie is a horrifying winged creature with many legs and teeth. Panel 3: Maggie is flying off into the distance. An onlooker is sitting with his little dog on a park bench. He turns to the boy and says, “isn’t that, like, bad for the environment?”