BP Topics Fun Size April 21, 2026. That's Some Rodeo! — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

Today's Fun Size Topics includes one hell of a rodeo and a man who is way worse than any co-worker you've ever had.

BP Topics April 21, 2026. That's Some Rodeo! — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

Today's Topics includes one hell of a rodeo and a man who is way worse than any co-worker you've ever had.

It's May 30th. Kash and Pete have both been fired. They meet at Applebees for Dollaritas.

How about Alex Crognale from 70 yards out?

Catches El Paso's Abraham Romero off his line to put San Antonio FC ahead in @copatejas.bsky.social. Wow, indeed.

#USL-C

BP Topics Fun Size April 20, 2026. Do Not Attempt To Ride An Elk — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

Fun Size Topics includes closure on a story we had months ago about a guy in a bear suit destroying cars for the insurance money.

BP Topics April 20, 2026. Do Not Attempt To Ride An Elk — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

Today's Topics now live including my free advice. Do not attempt to ride an Elk.

I see the Don Garber is back to try to break another city's heart. Let's hand him another embarrassment on his way out the door. #SaveTheCaps

BP Topics April 16, 2026. Reading From The Book Of Tarantino — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

On today's Topics we read from the book of Tarantino.

Don't need to go to Coachella. I can just blast different songs simultaneously from every room in my house and pretend I have no bathrooms.

This is worthy of a Miami Marlins game.

BP Topics Fun Size April 15, 2026. New Speeding Excuse. Make And Model. — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

Today's Fun Size Topics includes a new speeding excuse. It didn't work however.

BP Topics April 15, 2026. New Speeding Excuse. Make And Model. — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

I don't think I've ever seen a coach as fuming mad as Rick Bowness and I've seen many Torts press conferences. It's all part of today's Topics.

BP Topics Fun Size April 14, 2026. Parenting Hack: Brass Knuckles? — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

On today's Fun Size Topics, a story that reminded me of the park in my hometown where the kids would go to fight after school. Not me.... That would not have gone well.

On today's Topics a story that brought back memories of the park in my home town where kids would go to fight after school. Not me mind you. It would not have gone well.

BP Topics Fun Size April 13, 2026. Ted Ginn Drank Everything — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

If you've already had your fill of the hard news today, perhaps Fun Size Topics is more your jam.

BP Topics April 13, 2026. Ted Ginn Drank Everything — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

Lots of nonsense on today's Topics, and some of it came from people other than the President if you can believe that.

Well, this may be a wrap on the Crew and CBJ seasons in well evening.

ICE pulling up in a speed boat to take the Canadian astronaut away.

On Fun Size Topics today this man picked the perfect time to check out.

Today's Topics includes information that will disqualify me from ever being an astronaut.

Joe Rogan should take a sabbatical from his dopey show until he can do an hour on a subject that everyone else hasn't already figured out years ago.

BP Topics Fun Size April 9, 2026. Men Try To Drive Home With Dead Gator... As Men Will Do — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

On today's Fun Size Topics... Protein salad dressing and two men try to leave Florida with a gator strapped to the top of their rig.

BP Topics April 9, 2026. Men Attempt To Drive Home With Dead Gator... As Men Will Do — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

On today's Topics two men try to leave Florida with a dead gator strapped to their rig.

Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills (Official Video) YouTube video by Iron Maiden

Let's go with Iron Maidens instead of Iron Maids. Make a deal with the band. The kit can have Eddie on the front of it. Their shin guards can have metal spikes in them. F*&k Yeah!

Eric Carmen - Hungry Eyes (Official HD Video) YouTube video by EricCarmnVEVO

"Kratom Eyes." The next time I hear "Hungry Eyes" by the late maga singer Eric Carmen all I will hear is that. Shitty song regardless so that would make it more interesting. Kratom makes everything more interesting.

BP Topics Fun Size April 8, 2026. I Can Explain My Lack Of Pants! — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

If the hard news is more than you care to confront today I give you Fun Size Topics! Just the nonsense here.

BP Topics April 8, 2026. I Can Explain My Lack Of Pants! — Brian Phillips Post by Brian Phillips

Today's Topics is now live!

He's sitting there right now. He's just done a line of Adderall, crushed up for him by Karoline Levitt. All for him! She's pregnant after all. He'll shove a Big Mac in his face and wash it down with Diet Coke and think about all of us wondering what he'll do. He has his first half boner in months.

No one who has been on a beautiful hike or heard a song that made their hair stand on end or loved anyone deep in their soul would embrace enthusiastically the power to obliterate all. We are governed by destroyers.