Klitz?

Tony when he comes downstairs and sees Janice in his kitchen

Has anyone ever rhymed “pass the chronic” with “plate tectonics” before?

Trying to write an informative rap for a geology class full of at risk youths

When they juggalo we juggle high

You idiot, you fucking fool, Silent Bob was not birthed, he is an entity as old as the earth itself, like Tom Bombadil

What the fuck?

THEY’RE CALLED ALL CARAMEL NOW BUT IT’S THE SAME PRODUCT!

It’s not Paywalled. Someone linked to an article you can actually read

Moxie, cheerwine’s fine

That movie is so fucking good

CM Punk will be the next President (no seriously) YouTube video by lil bill

I don’t know why lil bill blocked me but the premise of this video is that CM Punk is Gavin Newsome and I’m here for it.

What’s the enforcement mechanism preventing states from reneging on the contract?

Fucker Fuckerson

Isn’t that what electroshock is?

Hahaha oh shit! Ya boy lookin dead as fuck

Cut their finger off in their sleep

She’ll endorse the Nazi but wouldn’t endorse Bernie

centrist dems shaking in fear at the prospect of taking a single step to the left, sighing in relief when they see the tattoo. phew, he's only a nazi, we were worried for a minute there

THEY BROUGHT BACK MILKY WAY SIMPLY CARAMELS!

This dude thinks I can only engage through quote-dunking

Groomers gonna groom I guess but real talk Chapo has suffered in his absence

Probably poor taste on your part, it is kinda long though

I can’t be this horny drinking fucking lemonade

Just linking to a paywalled article like anyone’s gonna read that shit

He should, that’d be funny as fuck

Good answer

Weird question; does it get wet?

They’re not campaigning for the voters they’re auditioning for the donors.

imagine getting a phone call from mr. bean. No benefit of his zany demeanor for context. just that strange gulping low warble. you’d call the cops

Suck
My dick with that shit, man