Games can be played with mouse and keyboard. 😉

Frozen Superman with icicles.

i.ytimg.com/vi/tzQCPuh1O...

Coca Cola branded baby bottle

No-one's too small for Coke!

You're welcome, Sammy! 😊 I hope you can get it in time.

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There's this in Seattle:
www.doghouseleathers.com/heavy-red-fi...

Or if you need a more traditional one, there's this in Tacoma:
www.castlemegastore.com/products/spa...

Looks like your butt armor didn't arrive in time! 🍑🔥

Trousers/pants wrapped in a heavy chain and padlock.

Something like this?

Hip and butt armored shorts.

Hip armored shorts.

They do offer that too, but not for your inner thighs, or you'd walk like John Wayne in a diaper. Aren't daddies just going to take them off as soon as they see them anyway?

www.walmart.ca/en/ip/Hip-Bu...

www.amazon.com/BARHAR-Prote...

Ass Armor Padded Shorts

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kyle declares shenanigans YouTube video by Lydia Zap

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbtB...

Maybe the spiky pillow thing, at their head?

That gel stuff is really expensive for a tiny tube, so hopefully that will put them off!

Fix OW Now muscle rub gel in a tube.

I'm pretty sure their "Fix OW Now!" gel would do just the opposite too. 🔥

Perhaps you can sue them?
Their ad says it "promotes relaxation and wellness". 🤷‍♂️
It does say it "works best for your feet and back" though.

Here's 2 androids and a cyborg! 🤖👦

I hear it also makes it much worse if you do it the other way round, i.e. get spanked on a freshly bathed / showered butt.

Just *one* with each sounds like a lot, with that collection!

Novelty Triceratops Dinosaur Firework - Jurassic Jungle YouTube video by Buckeye Ballistics

This is what the triceratops does:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3zC...
(Don't click if you want it to be a surprise! It does more than I expected, though.)

I agonised over whether to get Hogwarts Legacy, because of her, and eventually did end up getting it on sale almost a year later, because I wanted to support the people who made the game, who made sure the game let you play as a trans character to make clear they didn't support her views.

It's very sad, since there's so many more people involved in HP than just her.

Pedro Pascal Slams J.K. Rowling's 'Heinous Loser Behavior' As She Celebrates Anti-Trans Legislation The 'Harry Potter' author celebrated a new U.K. supreme court ruling with a cigar.

www.glamour.com/story/a-comp...

Here's a article documenting her decline, if you can stomach it.

She started off claiming to be a trans ally, but that there's a "biological reality" that only belongs to "real women" like herself.

She was surprised by the backlash to that, and kept doubling down, rapidly becoming a conspiracy theory troll, since they were the only people who backed her bigotry.

Toddler with teddy bear wearing "My Mom is the tits" t-shirt.

Exhibit A:

Colourful breakfast cereal coated fried chicken.

8 15 23'19 25 15 21 18 2 21 20 20 4 15 9 14 7?

Gatling water gun with accessories including safety goggles.

But it comes with safety goggles! So he can only shoot 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦'𝘴 eyes out with it. 😉

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So, it's this one, right?

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Birthday spanking!!! TikTok video by Larecia Wedgeworth

www.tiktok.com/@lareciawedg...

Old timey boys spanking each other on a birthday card.

Happy Birthday, Keith! 🥳 @otkkeith.bsky.social

They're supposed to be friends with them, and feel sorry for them, but I can imagine some evil princelings would just think "Well, it's not my bum!". (Or a sadistic prince might just like it! Think of a Prince Joffrey!)

Whipping boy - Wikipedia

I thought princes were too royally superior to be spanked, so much so that they had their own _whipping boys_ who got spanked _for_ them!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whippin...