what's important is you had fun and I had fun cause I made a dumb joke

glo hello I hope you win trivia

I got something for Howard's end... some febreeze cause peeyew stinky

bane shoulda invested in hawk tuah coin

love when meetings are cancelled, love a gift of time

sorry for your loss kev 🩷

me too! I was playing with my dog and ash was falling it was apocalyptic.

California is great up until there's a fire at your doorstep

I deleted it off my home screen and it lives in the library so I don't open it out of habit. 2025 is my bluesky year I think

need to figure that out for sure dead TL means i'm not following anyone outside people I know

training my brain to open up bluesky rather than formerly known bird app. it's working but this place is dead at 3am 😓

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it's beautiful 🥹

I am a cure for migraines and restlessness let it be known

i'd assume it was some kind of failed taco situation but wow these look horrible

not a "cor blimey" in sight idk man

honestly same

A sexy picture of Statler from The Muppets

Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.

still jorkin on peanits over there bud :(

A future Taco Bell scholar if I ever saw one

Hi spoopy

Wild to hop on here sometimes and see tweets(?) from people I consider friends. Always entertaining!

This random person just said this to me on LinkedIn. I should write my own ending?? 😬

I have the biggest gut feeling that when I am like 70/80 years old I will still say I’m “shidding and farding”

Life update: job interview tomorrow and I stopped drinking. Smoking heavily (nicotine) but incremental steps!

My train of thought changed while making a dumb comment and I flubbed it. I’m never deleting tho!

Trying to get every sandwich artist signature on my Jared pants is my life’s work - reviewer probably