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Posts by Kt Schaefer

This manifesto is a pile of disgusting white supremacist bullshit combined with making the tech bros out to be Little Birthday Boys.

They can do whatever they want and will destroy society to make just a little bit more money.

May they end up where they deserve.

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If someone had told me at a young age how transient and malleable this world is I would have asked so many ore questions.

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David Byrne of Talking Heads is the David Lynch of music.

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"you do not get a cookie for not being a rapist" ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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Dusting is overrated. What better way to feel like you live in a witches house then leaving some dusty spots and cobwebs in a few corners?

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Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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The pure joy I get from watching Stephen Colbert on TV can't be replicated. I am so excited to see his LOTR content but I will miss my regular Colbert.

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It will be a truly Magyar thing to happen too.

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The Stars are Legion is amazing, she's an intense read but always worth it.

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Have you read any Kameron Hurley? Now there is another writer who values her space lesbians!

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Has anyone read Embassytown by China Meiville? The existential dread I'm feeling now is like what I felt reading that book. #booksky

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It's a bad day, but my friend makes pretty art! Look at it!

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I love it when you share your art! Something beautiful on my TL is always welcome!

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Sometimes I see people commenting on YouTubers that I watch and I just hear this quote in my head.

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I decided to use up all my being in loud overwhelming places points by taking my son to the Mall of America with 2 friends. It has proven to me I really need to buy those loop earbuds.

I also really should have eaten something before I attempted this. Preteens survive on Starbucks and camaraderie.

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Joining the legion of writers in agreeing with Laura. I will never use AI for writing. Writing is hard! But the only way to get better at it, is to do it. The millions of little choices you make while creating a work, the struggle to find the right words and cadence are the whole god damned point.

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I write in cursive as my preference because it's easier for me to not scribble like I do otherwise.

But no one actually needs to know cursive. I wonder if the people demanding this change know that there are a ton of different types of cursive, because we used to teach how to write in a font.

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Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid

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RIP Robert Mueller, he was preceded in death by the Rule of Law.

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I'm a half hour in and I am now fully convinced that @internetcommenter.bsky.social is the anti version of whatever these fucking grifters are selling.

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I'm watching Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere. Mostly because I would really like to feel upset about something other than my job or the US and its slow slide into fascism.

And I just keep thinking of this Simpsons clip.

youtu.be/MnxgA-0adJ8?...

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I am reading Homeschooled by Stefan Merrill Block and holy shit is it triggering. The extreme loneliness, longing for friends, anxiety about the outside world, inability to relate to other kids...ugh. can't imagine why I have so many mental health challenges. #homeschool

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I believe survivors. There's no personal benefit in speaking out, they don't do it for clout, they put themselves and their families at risk by putting their names and faces on abuse. I support people's right to tell their stories on their own terms.

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I wish I felt like this.

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Sometimes I have a conversation with my mom and it really hits me how differently we view the world.

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a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .

Love your narration! It fits the work so well.

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Spending $8 on Little Caesars and getting the crazy bread, or the McDonald's dollar menu. No happy meal or drinks of course because that's too expensive.
Every time I take my kids to MCDs I appreciate that I don't have to worry about what they order. Fuck this guy, he doesn't know what reality is.

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The idea that poor people are bad with money is entirely a rich person's fantasy. They use it to feel smug and like poverty could NEVER happen to them because they know better! From 2009 to 2011 my grocery budget was $30 a week to feed two adults and a toddler. We splurged on payday sometimes by...

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Poor people aren't good with money my ass, this motherfucker has no idea what he's talking about. When l was in dire poverty I knew exactly how much money I had down to the penny because not knowing meant I wouldn't pay rent on time. And not paying rent on time meant my son and I would be homeless..

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