I find it difficult to trust a private car seller who hijacks a disabled spot just to take pictures of the car.

That's a very long-winded way of saying heat-seeking missile.

It ended a presidency because the guy running against him was dealing with Iran behind the scenes to hold the US hostages LONGER so he could look like the hero when they were released.

MFW I'm tasked with writing a software library to be used by Jr devs to learn from and use as an example and a fellow dev removes all the "why we do this" comments.

The color problem can literally be plastered over by getting it wrapped in the color of their choice. Though I've seen a few wrap jobs that started peeling off, so not sure how much extra care is required if they choose that route.

If you spell "paid" as "payed" in your YT title, you're getting the "don't recommend channel" click.

30 years is a lot of days. I guess they're also years, months, weeks, hours, minutes, or seconds away depending on how big or small you want the number to be.

464 Manjaro packages updating...
Someone out there is screaming, "No!" Another is screaming, "Why?!"
Meanwhile I'm just getting on with my day. I haven't had something break in an update yet that I couldn't fix without a quick search using my phone.

I can't see 2 characters in a desperate situation start a sex scene anymore without remembering what Daniel Radcliffe's character said near the end of Guns Akimbo.

This is disgusting. Companies are now charging us extra to be allowed to pay our bill.

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, "I may not have a PhD, but I have a DD214"...
So you don't have an advanced education, but you know how to follow orders after 2-3 months of training?
Well done?

Nothing screams scam like some idiot sending a fake bill for a US company using DD/MM/YYYY date formatting.

I could be onboard with this idea... www.instagram.com/p/DUjPhrGklXP/

Did I miss something or is NBC running commercials during #SuperBowlLX plays?

Instead of sex bot accounts following me I'm getting promo bots lately. Have I leveled up?

Saw a current junior developer listing that included VB6 requirement... Are they hoping such a junior dev learned VB6 at 5 years old?

Son and I agree. Bugs Bunny would have been able to deliver The One Ring to Mordor.

Little People Will and Grace set

Who was the target market for this toy? Older people who play with toys or kids who snuck in watching Will and Grace?

How to turn off Android phones is getting up there with how to exit vi.

Section 4
The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

The OP quote is misstating the actual text. It reads like impeachment of one removes them all. Actual text from constitutioncenter.org ...

Why does a plant identification app need in-app purchases?

Had to laugh when I saw one of those "advertisarticals" about the best Dysons of 2026. There hasn't been a decent Dyson since they discontinued the DC 17 and then the DC 24. Everything they've done since has been meh at best.

@lartist.bsky.social re LICD this week, going from bottom to top I'm guessing those are the Millenium Falcon, a Star Destroyer, an Atlas rocket, and I'm at a loss on the fin shaped bit sticking out on the 4th shelf in the background. Any hints?

I love that duckduckgo.com lets me block sites from my results. I can finally clear out the clickbait and teaser / sign up for more sites.

Now if they just had a blue sky account I could have at'd.

Data centers don't bring high paying tech jobs to a community. They bring a few security guards, a few building maintenance people, and a small crew of sales drones. The tech stuff just sits there and chugs along 99+% of the time being remotely monitored.

You know they're under orders not to laugh at his photo op.

My son was singing Feliz Navidad. He also does a great impersonation of Tom Hardy's Bane. I got him to combine the two. Anything done on that voice can be unnerving.

Thanos is not inevitable.

Stepping on a Lego when you're barefoot... that's inevitable.

Guy in his 50s has a stroke after consuming 8 energy drinks per day. And this is a surprise? I'm only surprised he didn't suffer a heart attack first.