Oh yeah, right, like American voters are that stu….

….never mind.

If he's a nurse in that picture, there's a 99% chance that finger smells like Putin.

So, a short film, then?

Technically, if he’s just a long term “John” it could be accurate that they’re not friends.

Why does that title ring a bell?

Talking with regulars at a local Nazareth diner, it becomes clear that they are all for loaves and fishes, just not hand outs. “They need to pull themselves up by their sandal straps,” drawled one local. “Blessed are the poor?” he exclaims, “no thank you, we don’t need no socialism around here.”

Start the countdown to the GOP parroting talking points about how (along with inflation, $4 gas, job losses, no health care) Americans will just need to give a little more, including sacrificing our servicemen to the Iranians - and anyone who questions them are woke libs, and America’s enemies.

Pontius Pilate has learned his lesson - US Sen. Susan Collins

Greatness awaits

Is there really any question? He loves anybody who shares his affinity for dead animal fur perched atop their scalp. Crockett, he’s famous for his raccoon skin cap, Trump by contrast is adorned with the festering, matted ass hair of a long, dead orangutan. Kindred spirits, if you think about it.

I wonder what the Venn diagram would look like of companies being targeted by Iran versus companies that donated to Trump’s inauguration or his godforsaken ballroom.

A perfect circle, possibly?

Personally, I think it would be great to get his name and social handles out there so some submissive tradwife (red cloak and bonnet optional) can find her one true love. Bonus: such a pair up would spare the rest of the dating pool the nausea of having to deal with either of them.

If anyone in this whole sordid affair is justified in keeping his mouth shut, it’s Rover.

Perhaps the UK could join up with some sort of European… I don’t know…organization, association, group, collective, body, assembly, coalition, alliance, federation, council, league, guild, congress, partnership, collaborative, network, compact, affiliation, or possibly even an amalgamation?

The same privacy, but also the same empathy, understanding & care. By that standard, she should be curled up on the concrete floor of a 12x12 chain link fenced cage, forced to piss in front of a crowd while eating rancid food. All while her federally funded f**k toy cries, staring from his own cage.

In most situations, this violence would be considered a crime against humanity. However, Noem’s total absence of anything that would make her even remotely human makes prosecution highly unlikely.

As much as I don’t really want to know, a quick question for clarification purposes: is this an account for viewing or (shudder) performing?

The biggest difference is that the Grindr servers at CPAC kept overloading and bursting into flames.

A bit more subtle than I’d prefer, nonetheless acceptable. Well done.

Replace "party" with "nation"

You gotta keep your head on a swivel with these guys. Stay on your toes people!

When you say...."close"...did you mean....know what, nevermind. Don't want to know.

And with that visual, I'll be logging off the internet for today. And forever.

I’d give it about 2 weeks

The diddler on the left needs to be at least 3X fatter. Otherwise we’re good to go.

Good call. Pack C 130’s to the rafters with every single member of Meal Team 6 and ship their fat masked asses over there.

And they’d belly up to swallow it again. Their Gadsden flags now say “Harder Daddy” and their red hats say “I Protect Pedophiles”

Every elected Republican - from dog catcher to senator - has a little more blood on their hands today. They cheer this psycho & deserve everything coming their way.

Seriously? In today's GOP he'd be hitting the VFW in Nashua and diners in Sioux City, the presidential front runner for a party that protects pedophiles above all else. Re: his sex abuse of kids- Fox News would ignore it, Collins would be concerned, and Mike Johnson hasn't heard one thing about it

Gotta hand it to Darwin, still grinding after all these years. Thinning the herd is tough work, but so necessary.