i will say that we have never experienced anything like an administration trying to essentially freeze the activities of the entire federal government while making a series of illegal power grabs. genuinely unclear to me what kind of response, if any, these guys are generating against them

Weekend plans

“Vegetarians and vegans are the same thing, mom.

Just like squirrels and chipmunks.

And rats and mice.”

Dogs are so irrational sometimes

The opportunists

Vivek's involvement with DOGE lasted negative Scaramuccis

My love language is leaving a trail of nearly-empty water glasses in my wake.

Few things feel more validating in life than securing the approval of the men who work at the local dump.

They value:

Exact change
Efficient disposal
Broken down cardboard
Policing other customers on their behalf

Today I nailed all 4.

As in.. silly

Do your people call them cobra chickens?

I honestly do not understand how Apple phone notifications work.

It is literally the most complex tech function in my life.

I say that every day

Sometimes I flake on follow up by accident

…sometimes it’s on purpose though

Who doesn’t aspire to skymall chic?

Tired of the corporate grind? This is how to craft an exit strategy As RTO threatens an end to flexible work arrangements, many workers are opting out of the traditional career ladder altogether and crafting an exit strategy.

Is it time for you to go?

I watch people waffle for years over this, waiting for the moment to be perfect. It will never be.

Here are 5 steps you can take to stage your corporate exit

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That’s what I always say

I learn from her every day

Jailable offense

My daughter, gently whispering into the Apple Watch this morning:

“Show me some pictures of blob fish”

Technically it’s a tum-tum