Hey, mate!

Nothing says utmost professionalism quite like posting your Milf Messenger handle on a business card #ProTips 👌

Alan Wright, LB—though I’m a big Luca Digne fan, pound for pound, AW potentially the finest Villa player of my lifetime

Haha, well played, m’lady! 👏 If you were any more of a badass, you’d play for the Villa! ❤️

Tragically so, sir! Now, to get back into that “posting appalling bollocks on social media” groove… I’m a bit rusty, but dare I say, the diabolical still festers quite deliciously within my brain

Thank you, sir!

Cheers, mate! 🤣

Absolutely delighted to announce that I’m back writing comics, and amongst my new projects is a book with @thevaultcomics.bsky.social ! Quite stupendously excited for this one, and there’ll be more details to share soon…

Ten films to know me.

For a Few Dollars More
Dark City
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Robocop
The Killer
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Fly (1986)
Laputa: Castle in the Sky
Alien
Barton Fink