Yes but we’re not forecast to even reach 20 over here😭

Those numbers could be a bit higher tho 😩

I can hear someone doing the bleep test in the gym and I’ve never been as traumatised by a sound in my life

Erm.. aha yea sure 🥴 first time🤭🫣

Damn this is the sexiest 🥵🔥 I’ve ever seen you 💦🤪 cutie boy 😜👀

Come do it for me, I’ll pay for your flight x

Bf just asked me if I’d heard about the fight in the chip shop in town last night. He proceeded with “loads of fish got battered”. I’ve some serious life choices to think about…

What was supposed to be a simple 1-corner paint job now has me covered in paint, plaster, and silicone. I’m 3 rooms deep and now I’ve to ply a radiator from the wall. Beginning to regret this homeowner malarkey.

Ok grandad, back to your instagram reels now

This is how I feel when I want to send either of you a tiktok

Not into the actual shower itself you psycho

Who brings their phone into the shower

I think I won the presale war

I hung out our jockstraps today - nature is finally healing 🥰

Homewrecker is great

Spongebob Paint GIF ALT: Spongebob Paint GIF

Oh I’ll paint alright 🫦

A-ball? Seriously?

Pathetic.

I absolutely love going somewhere far away on holiday but my god my sleep schedule is fucked. Tried to go to bed at 11pm, not a chance so now I’m up at 4 waiting for the gym to open…

Dzaddy pls don’t say that 😩💦👀…xxx

😬Any time for u 🥵 sexi boii 🤪

Vegas I’m in you!

Something about balloons on my profile or something

To whoever got me this bath bomb as one of my bday presents… thank you 🙂‍↕️

Need motivation for leg day

I wish I had abs but I’ll just have to settle for a phat ass instead :(

Wouldn’t want you to lose your flight tho x

If you’re tired already then maybe don’t come? x

That doesn’t help