My fiancée won’t get home for another 3-4 hours from work. But I’m SO HORNY. But I’m even more determined to save this load for her~~~

Happy #fcf from me and my semi~! Nothing quite like coming home from work and immediately stripping down ❤️

#nudism #nudist

Your cock looks so heavy! Why don’t you rest it in my mouth

I wanna quit my IT job and get a job at the HOG CRANKIN factory. I just wanna get paid to CRANK MY HOOOGGGGGG

Black lights are SO FUCKING SEXY. Everyone should have more blacklight sex with glowing lingerie sidhsjaiwudhdhdiduehwbw

Another boil in the books! And one more boil on the 25th. God I just love the BUGS

Maybe some day I’ll learn to not touch my dick after cutting jalapeños. But today is certainly not that day

Boil #2 of the season, one more to go!

OMG inject it straight into my blood I’m so HYPE

I wish I didn’t find baseball so damn boring. Like I played the fucking sport for 10 years, but I can’t sit down and watch a game. The vibes are immaculate but the sport is agony to watch

Hot take: oven baked bacon is SOOOOO inferior to pan fried. I don’t know why people nowadays are so convinced baking is better.

Pan fried bacon supremacy

There's a rise in furries saying they can't go to a con because they don't have a fursuit.

And I've seen countless profiles say things like "I don't have a fursona because I can't afford a fursuit or art."

Oh my sweet summer children, your imagination is your fursona.
A fursuit is a luxury.

Crawfish last weekend. Crawfish this weekend. Crawfish in 3 weeks.

I’m eatin GOOD this month y’all. Crawfish season is second only to spooky season

Happy TACO Tuesday (thank FUCK)

Jesus Christ came back from the dead just to eat my brain

A Sacrificial Lamb

Happy Halloween

Y’all ever gone driving naked before? Highly recommend if you’re a freaky lil freak like me

Normalize having all the homies come over to my house. Then just jerking off together

Anyone wanna volunteer some cum for my face uwu

Beer: in hand
Crawfish: in the pot
Goosebumps: marathon watching
Clothes: not in sight

Yeah this is like my perfect night

“Pick up the damn hose, I’m not DONE”
-Marnie

I swear to god I’m gonna start keying every car I see with a confederate flag on it. I’m sick of this shit.

Like I love living in GA because it’s so fun and beautiful but holy fuck the people are something else

Necromancy Romance

#furryartwork #yiff #furry #art #furryartist #nsfw

I can’t fucking wait for Netherworld to open this season. I’m so damn lucky to live so close to one of the best haunted houses in the nation

Stayed up too late fuckin last night. I have no regrets. But holy fuck am I on the struggle bus at my desk this morning

Black Phillip from the VVitch!!! Swapped to a Ram though because I wanted my horns to be more thicccc. But just wanted something that exudes my spooky, halloween soul :)

Jerking off in the restroom at work bc I’m literally too horny to focus on anything else 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Can't ever have too much dik.

Ask away! Ya Boi is an open book, don’t hold back