Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.

Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one

Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement
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[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

Innoculations have been required since smallpox in the Rwvolutionary War. The spread of disease among soldiers is a threat to combat readiness.

Pete Hegseth is blaming Joe Biden for military vaccine mandates.

The flu shot’s been required since 1945.

Joe Biden was 3 years old in 1945.

Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing.

(image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)

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This image shows a person sitting on a bench seat inside a train or subway car, holding a large, fluffy dog on their lap. The dog has a thick, light gray to tan coat with a darker face, and its tongue is hanging out as it appears happily panting. The person is wearing a red jacket and blue jeans. The dog's leash is visible, and the person's hand is gently holding it. The window by their side lets in natural light, and blurred passengers can be seen seated further along the train.

Has science gone too far?

#GoneTooFar

The Brits appear ready to shame the US news media into covering this, distracted as they are by gazing at their own navels ...

I haven't seen any reference to this in the UK 'let's-not-give Labour-any credit-for-anything' media.

Somebody posted this on a Discord server I frequent. Possibly the most Edwardian feline gentleman I have ever seen.

#caturday

I'd say it's also known as "the 21st century", but maybe "pre-2016" (or even the heady heights of the '90s) is better.

Starmer is firing everyone else over the Mandelson affair, so the suits no longer feel safe.

A quick Google confirms Denmark began moving... last summer. Where have you been?

Sledgehammer was released 40 years ago today!

WARREN: That's not my question. Are you refusing to tell us if you have investments in vehicles set up by Jeffrey Epstein?

KEVIN WARSH: Those assets will be sold if I'm confirmed

Hang the fuck on. I literally wore a tshirt with a train on it for my autism assessment (i think i am hilarious) and it didn't even get mentioned! And now this!?!?! Outraged.

after years of never quite scoring high enough to make it into the winning zone i somehow managed it with a doctor who said my liking for silly t-shirts is enough of an autism trait for him to actually diagnose me with autism

finally made it lads

He was totally fine with EVERYTHING trump has done up until this point but now that trump is going after HIM it's too far.

Fuck right off.

A tweet that reads "TUCKER CARLSON: "I'II be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And want to say that lm sorry for misleading people.'" This is a very humble and honest statement. Big respect to Tucker."

Fuck off, Tucker.

Every time I read an academic who has interesting things to say on issues of morality, and whom I might quote, I have to search them to see if they've been forced to resign because of harassment, sexual misconduct, or similar.

That's twice now.

#pixelart #gamedev
I've been doing some VFX work for Monsterpatch lately! Here's a few recent ones that I'm proud of.

In order we have:
Explosion, meteor, chomp, and scathe.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

Who this asshole shitposting from your official X account? /s

Tweet by INFOWARS @infowars Shirtless Alex Jones Jumps in to Explain the TRUTH About the Deceivers at THE ONION: “They're In Deep Sh*t... Just Because You're Wearing My Shirt, Don't Mean You're Me!" @HarrisonHSmith WATCH LIVE NOW NOW NOW NOW! x.com/i/broadcasts/1... [Video with a pink and shiny Alex Jones standing around in a studio having lost his shirt] LOW IQ [this is written on a baseball cap on the desk] I11:21 PM UTC+1 Apr 20, 2026

Two images stacked Top is a pink and shiny half-naked and possibly intoxicated Alex Jones standing around in a studio, having lost his shirt. There a bloke sat at a desk looking slightly confused. Lower image is the new Infowars logo which now has rainbow neon letters and The Onion logo where the O is. It's just beautiful

Alex Jones is taking it all really well 🙃

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

Quite wild that a Tory is concerned about Russia connections NOW ?

Where was this during Lebadev to HOL? Or Johnson as foreign secretary attended a party without security detail? Or Conservative friends of Russia? Or Theresa May’s Russian interference “wouldn’t touch that with a barge pole”

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

A picture of a rather dilapidated copy of "The picture of Dorian Gray" There is visible water damage to the cover and the plastic cover is yellowing. Obviously, not evident from the picture but there is a truly foul musty smell emanating from it!

Last week, a gentleman returned this rather dilapidated copy of this famous book to us after 50 years. He had found it in his attic!
Presumably this means there is a pristine copy somewhere in our libraries....