i really am a person

listening to jazz and i didn't even know it

too much is the right amount

love to hear it hehe :)

well then you know at least one thing sweetie ;P

the past can't hurt me anymore, and the future can't hurt me yet

it's okay everyone, i literally decided to stop freaking out and then stopped freaking out :)

some guy wearing sunglasses in his own house at 5 in the afternoon because he still hasn't slept after the club last night......

you know, it

oh but the facility is covered by medicare, i assure you everyone is welcome! :)

there's an insane asylum inside my head

if i was the type of loser guy to have a stupid little crush on someone i reckon i would be such a dumb weirdo about it

moving through some kind of Escher space saying really profound things about all sorts of stuff

sitting right down, waiting for the gift of sound and vision

i'll eat anything crunchy

oh you know how i am, being slowly weathered to dust by the sands of time

i'm impervious to attacks due to my complete lack of caring

i don't have time to care about hilary duff

eating healthy and getting more sleep is a scam

fantasising about being squidgy, soft and custardy

coming out as one of the 10 Things In Space That Should Not Exist

every household should be assigned a masseuse who visits each evening to massage away the day's aches and pains

i feel like if they'd've asked me if we should rely so much on oil i would've been like, nah

it's actually a good thing that i forgot to bring my headphones to the gym! i'm not quite sure how it's a good thing just yet,

you know, i did think at the time that you were taking a bit too long to pee...!

nobody really believes me when i describe to them the huge amount of effort i put into being on time for things on account of how late i always am to those things

i'm a pattern moving across reality

there's this one silly feeling that i can't really explain, but let me assure you of its absolute silliness

arguing with myself about the terms of a contract that doesn't exist

not everything has to be funny, but it might as well be

obsessed by hallucinations of light and touch