AI is the future (and the past)

If your drug-dealing pres be Honduran,
We’ll give that criminal a pardon

But if you’re the head of Venezuela
Trump will send in troops to jail ya

Genius idea of the day : biopic movie about Gallagher and his brother’s fight over the watermelon smashing act…. Stavros in both roles.

Evergreen post

I really need to get off Spotify, but Wrapped is always funny because I’ll do things like make Cracklin’ Rosie by Neil Diamond play in the bathroom on repeat at a party and now my Wrapped is a Neil Diamond celebration

Google Gemini (or at least how it’s integrated into Gmail) is so laughable, it’s currently taking up the top third of my screen to tell me it thinks that a pair of shorts that I bought (and wore all summer) are arriving TODAY.

Theres a bunch off greenmount and we have them in old goucher a few blocks south of margaret brent also

Love this spot

Truly AI is the future

Lol

Bluesky just asked me to add my interests to my profile and one of the suggested interests was “September 11”. Uhhh….

I dont really use “micro blogging platforms” anymore but i wanted to pop on and predict that pretty soon people will be blaming alpha gal syndrome / lone star ticks on vegan bioterrorism (if they haven’t already). I look forward to this Bleet being embedded in an AI-created post on the topic.

Peter David, Comic Book Writer Who Repopularized the Hulk, Dies at 68

RIP Peter David - who I just realized was a Marylander! Loved his Hulk run as a kid. He also wrote several Trancers movies, I believe.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/a...

Prom night on Greenmount. 5.29.2025.

Most random thing said to me on the street in awhile… guy came up to me “excuse me sir, i don’t wanna bother you while you are listening to your music… but do you have any cologne?”

5. KRONOS

SIGH

3: TRIBULATION

2: MOLESTED DIVINITY

MARYLAND DEATH FEST 2025 thread. 1: PENTAGRAM #metal #heavymetal #baltimore #maryland #mdf2025 #siskwave

Why would anyone want to do this?

This could have been prevented if they hadn’t kicked out Matt Sharp.

Its not bad at all, i assume now it will be more $$$ since before you could get good seats just by remembering to check in. Now i assume you will have to pay for that. Also before you could always sit w travel partner even if you bought tix separately, at no charge. Now i assume you’ll pay extra.

Two film facts I learned today: Martin Scorsese’s “Hugo” is not an animated movie; and that they (Hollywood, not Marty) made “Basic Instinct 2” for some reason.

LEXIE MOUNTAIN from Baltimore. 2025.03.15 @ Hampden Skatepark #baltimore

HIDE from Chicago. 2025.03.15 @ Hampden Skatepark. #baltimore

He was number 23!!!

Lol also at the AIR JORDAN symbol

GRUDGE from Baltimore @ the House of Chiefs. 2025.03.11. #baltimore #punk #hardcore

GRUDGE from Baltimore @ the House of Chiefs. 2025.03.11. #baltimore #punk #hardcore