Truee

Hydraulic limbs are the best…

HONK!!

What are your favorite spots to be placed?

Pretty much permastuck then haha

"Creature" is such a good term.

It's gender neutral, it rejects humanity, it implies danger or anomaly, and it's valid for any species.

Shoutouts to all my creature friends

How big do you plan to go?

How big are they?

Imagine being outperformed by a literal toilet

Being made of porcelain sounds so good in this heat…

How does that work?

Random thought but everytime I see a macro I can’t help but think:

How do they even get their clothes made?

Like literally just half of their undies are enough to cover an entire building with fabric lmao

Have a good day at the stall!

That just makes him sound like he’s Tyler the Creator’s evil cousin lmao

Yuuup, and you gotta stay stuck to it for quite some time ;3

The Toilet, butthole connoisseur

A random deity just deciding “yeah this guy deserves to sniff butts for eternity”

A face that instantly attracts butts to it like a magnet

Or alternatively, face that gets attracted to a butt like if it was caught in it’s magnetic field

*eats chocolate* Sorry whatcha say?

What *kind* of device?

The junior series of Le Mans should be called Le Kids

‘Jokes on you my shoe squeaks’

Rolls of toilet paper just filled with drawings made by the toilet

Pipes and cables connecting straight from its cistern to a computer

Easy, magic toilet plumbing powers B)

How would a toilet draw? Or in general grabbing stuff

It’s good that they have the perfect soles to use a pencil with

🐑 feelings

I legit wish I was something but a human, it just seems kinda tiring yknow