geesegate enters week two of discourse

nevar forget

there are dozens of us!

my whereabouts that night are well documented! DAN OZZI INNOCENT

Ten Years Ago, I Spent All of 4/20 in Taco Bell From the archives.

i wrote this incredibly dumb article 10 years ago today so i'm pulling it out of the archives.

happy 420 ya freaks.

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Heads gonna roll. Indie rock psyops, Radiohead wars, and new music.

my Sunday column went up today on account of it being Sunday wow go figure

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i’ve stayed silent long enough: the malcolm in the middle reboot lacks all the charm of the original!!!!!

just dropped a new zine called BACK SHOTS. it's a collection of photos i've taken of people from behind over the last few years.

NO FACES! ONLY PHOTOS FROM BEHIND!!!

in my store now: danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/back...

dude's name is an anagram for Astutely Banged. not sure what to do with that info

An Interview with Music Photographer Pooneh Ghana Building trust, making people look cool, and being in the right place at the right time.

had a chat with one of my favorite photographers about her deep archive of work, making people look cool, and the record label she launched last year

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Robocop during spell/bound recording sessions

desus & mero could’ve gotten 45 minutes out of this

this post is a HIPAA violation!!

Songs In The Key Of Robocop, by Murder By Death 6 track album

my friends wrote a whole album of songs they make up to sing to their dog robocop

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please bro just one more geese thinkpiece please just one more i swear we just need one more please bro please after this one the music industry will be fixed bro just one more please bro please

as a music journalist it is your responsibility in this situation to then ask "with who?" and then he says "with HIM" and you say "right but who is he?" and drag it out until you get into a real abbott and costello routine

Berts of a Feather Podcast Episode · No Disrespect · April 15 · 1h 5m

we talked about geese on today’s ep because we didn’t see any other men having opinions about them online

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i know i'm late but has anyone done this yet

forgot to mention that every copy comes with a random 4x6” print

just dropped a new zine called BACK SHOTS. it's a collection of photos i've taken of people from behind over the last few years.

NO FACES! ONLY PHOTOS FROM BEHIND!!!

in my store now: danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/back...

watching the federal government fight the catholic church gives me the same feeling i got from watching j6ers battling cops. some real michael jackson eating popcorn gif stuff that’s not my problem. wishing all involved nothing but the worst.

every other part of my cousin vinny gets posted all the time for good reason but god i love this stupid joke

you’re posting “meanwhile, on the other app…,” meaning twitter.

i’m posting “meanwhile, on the other app…,” meaning the jeremy renner app.

we are not the same.

30 years of pitchfork coverage has led to this (derogatory)

i'm funnier than said comedian although that's not saying much

there was a certain cancelled comedian on my flight today and before you ask: yes it was southwest airlines

@dbanthony.bsky.social they heard you

this week only: i marked these very sexy ZERO CRED shirts down to just 15 bucks.

AND when you buy one you will also get six months of upgraded ZERO CRED membership for free.

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In Dillinger Four We Trust (Revisited) From the archives, in honor of D4's first song in 18 years.

can't think of anything more distinctly dillinger four than the band dropping their first song in 18 years on april fools day.

i dug my 2015 profile on the band outta the archives for the occasion.

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