**This is ridiculous. I have to admit I don't know enough about Natasha, but she is part of the enormously popular Operation Mincemeat - and Michelle Wolf is simply one of the best stand ups in the world today. Would give anything to see her in a cool small venue like this.
There never was a war!
"Well how can you say that, Bill?"
A war is when TWO armies are fighting.
Everybody should watch this insane presser. It's like a bad scene in a Netflix thriller right before shit is about to go down.
You know fundamentalist Christians believe the world is 12,000 years old! I asked this guy - c'mon man, dinosaur fossils - what's the deal?
He said "God put those here to test our faith"..... I think God put you here to test my faith, dude.
I don't care what you believe but you have to admit - beliefs are odd.
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another fucking cross?
William Melvin Hicks born 16th December 1961.
The aliens came for him 26th February 1994.
He continues to explore space, both inner and outer.
Works for me
Or.....
There is a third point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as…The Victims….but they remain strangely silent.
It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.
**One of my favourite stand up shows ever is now on YouTube.
The inimitable @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social presents The History Of Heavy Metal will full band accompaniment.
Go see them on tour doing The History Of Punk www.andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
youtu.be/pzmHmtSbfOk?...
There never was a war.
A war is where TWO armies are fighting.
I remember Bill Hicks called it The Gulf War Distraction.
Enjoy your Venezuela Distraction, folks.
The world is like a ride in an amusement park and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are.
And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun...for a while.
Happy Birthday Bill
[ON L.A. WEATHER]
They say "Isn't it great, every day, hot and sunny?" What are you, a fucking lizard? Only reptiles feel that way about this kind of weather.
I'm a mammal, I can afford coats, scarves, cappuccino and rosy cheeked women.
It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.
Set up a silly little Bill Hicks quotes account on Twitter years ago before it was a hellhole. It became popular and long story short I ended up being invited to NYC for the premiere of the Bill Hicks movie and meeting his family who I am still in touch with and have met again since. Lovely people.
I hope to go on a work trip with Bill Hicks and Lenny Bruce some day. @billhicksrip.bsky.social @billhicksdotcom.bsky.social @bill-hicks.bsky.social
There is a current trend in the UK to put St George flags and Union Jacks on houses and bridges, I don’t agree with why this. To me being proud of where you come from is celebrating where your parents fucked! @billhicksrip.bsky.social @heisholt.bsky.social can you explain this in Huddersfield?? 😂
The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
There is a third point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as…The Victims….but they remain strangely silent.
Nobody ever died for a flag.
They died for freedom....the freedom also to burn the fucking flag, okay.
What a hard sell that must have been for John Major. "John? George Bush. Good. We've got disgruntled masses, gettin' really bored here.
How about a little fireworks? Well, let's look through the Rolodex! Noriega? Nah, got him. Oh here's one: Saddam Hussein! That'll look good.
Yeah, that must have been hard. Two predominantly white nations blowing the shit out of this little brown nation.
Look at the coalition against Iraq. Incredible, that HUUUUUGE coalition, that giant coalition, that included....... England.
Charlie Hodge, ladies and gentlemen, the man that brings me ma scarves an' water...Charlie Hodge.
I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?.......Non-smokers die every day
Only weak men feel threatened by feminism.
Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm.
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
#APassionForPassion
