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I want to be surprised that JD Vance failed to reach a deal with the Iranians, but my Flabbers are all out of Ghast.
How poorly is Donald Trump's Iran war going? They're now using Epstein to distract from it.
I really shouldn't have to say this, but threatening to commit genocide is not a negotiating tactic. It's a war crime.
Evil wearing the cloak of faith can never be the lesser one.
If you voted for this man and you do believe Trump means what he says here, you support a war criminal.
If you don't believe he means this, you support a liar and horrible negotiator.
Which is it?
The president of the United States is a terrorist.
π£οΈ You can't blockade wind and solar.
I've launched a Substack to chronicle the trials and triumphs of my voiceover career. Feel free to jump in early and be part of the community!
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One of the many lessons of Iran for the United States will be that a man should never punch someone smaller until he has tucked his testicles safely away.
If you telegraph long enough that you would vote for a reprobate Republican over literally ANY Democrat soon enough, all the reprobates become Republicans.
I recently started narrating audiobooks and my first official title just his Audible! Jump in, join Radyn and Elora as they try to unravel the mystery of the failing engines that may doom their flying city to a horrifying fate. Twists, turns and dragons? Yes, please!
(Book Two is in production!)
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Welcome to the "what's that in your mouth?" era of American governance.
I'm fact-checking Trump's State of the Union speech tonight. As soon as I hear one, I'll let you know.
The State of the Union is β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬.
If you happen to bump into Bari Weiss, please tell her thank you for helping to introduce Jamie Talarico to the rest of the nation via her sniveling cowardice.
Signed up for Rocket Money, but was dismayed to discover they couldn't cancel my subscription to this season of American President.
Any MAGA want to explain where all the arrests are of the undocumented immigrants Trump and Miller say they have evidence are voting illegally?
Never hunt a hornet with a flamethrower.
This is a post about Minnesota and the federal government.
They are.. But the fact remains that only one of the men named thousands of times in the files we've been allowed to see is currently president of the United States of America
Notorious sexual predator Ghislaine Maxwell is watching TV and petting puppies in Texas tonight while just up the road your local Hispanic gardener gets his head beaten in by federal employees for the crime of seeking a better life, but please go on about how "no one is above the law."
"Ha! The first lady's movie did marginally better at the box office than you expected!"
Oh? How much of a profit did they make?
"... shut up!"
I think they're using Trump's drug price math. π
Being wrong is not a flaw. Insisting you're right in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary is.
Regardless of their politics, federal employees must be so tired of this constant bullshit.
Arresting a journalist the same day you release millions more Epstein files feels very... calculated.
Seems like a good video for his trial
Never make war on a winter people in winter.