Me: "They're literally ripping pavement off our street. I don't know how Instacart will make it to the house, and I don't want to be lugging groceries through a construction zone."
Wife: "Order placed. They'll be there between..."
Me: *SILENT SCREAMING AT MY PHONE*
Good talk, hon. Good talk.
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The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...
Safe to say that AEW can drop the “Where the Best Wrestle” slogan and just go with “Where There’s Wrestling”.
The cover of a record entitled "Quality Control" by Jurassic 5.
Speaking of hard-hittin'... Love me some boom-bap. 25 years and still sounds fresh. And Chali 2na is one of my fave MCs. Such unique tone and melifluous flow. #nowspinning #nowplaying #Jurassic5 #vinylcollection #vinylsky
The cover of the record "Live in Europe" by Ghost Funk Orchestra.
Based on Ghost Funk Orchestra's studio stuff, I didn't expect this to hit so hard. But... KA-POW!!! #nowspinning #nowplaying #ghostfunkorchestra #vinylcollection #vinylsky
The cover of a record entitled "tiny desk" by Billy Strings.
Gooooood mornin'!! (And you stay off them skateboards from now on, William Threads.) #nowplaying #nowspinning #billystrings #vinylcollection #vinylsky
Lot of opinions on the whole Darby as world champ thing, but there's one thing we can all agree on... Wrestlemania looks like a hot pile of garbage. HARD PASS. #wrestlesky
The cover of an album entitled "El Subliminoso" by a band named dada.
The #1 reason I stood in line today. Omly took 30 years to put this on wax. I will stan for dada until I can't stans no more. #nowspinning #nowplaying #dadatheband #recordstoreday #vinylcollection #vinylsky
Have you ever met a special kind of idiot who can lose his wallet somewhere between his car and his kitchen? Because you have now.
A disastrous turn for our hero.
Mission accomplished. Hope your RSD was also magical and productive. #recordstoreday #soundgardenbaltimore #vinylcollection #vinylsky
Almost in the door. I do my shopping at RSD ground zero. #recordstoreday #soundgardenbaltimore #vinylcollection #vinylsky
Watching people who show up for RSD and seem astounded and exasperated that there's a line is perverse schadenfreude for me. #recordstoreday #vinylcollection #vinylsky
My favorite scene from the Bible
The ol' workday shuffle. #excellentrectangle #iPod
“In the past there was a group called ‘Dire Straits.’ It’s a dire strait now, and it is going to have major implications for the global economy," said the International Energy Agency's Sultan of Swing...
Jeremiah Jackson has been raking since September. #Orioles #OriolesBaseball
This "why should I pay taxes when this regime is..." sentiment is nice. But, let me assure you, the IRS don't care about your ideology. They want their money and will do what they need to get it, including sendng you to prison. Peace and love is great, but probably not from your cellmate.
Follow along at home... bsky.app/profile/zoot...
I was leery of pay-to-play RPGs. After my second session, I'm all-in. Got a patient, helpful, creative GM. Full party of fun, respectful folks. Please take my $22.24 for 3 hours of chaotic good times every other Friday night. #DnD #TalesOfTheValiant #ZootTheLute
Nostalgia, schmostalgia. I don't care about Cope and Cage. At all. #AEWDynamite #wrestlesky
You. Just. Made. The. List. #AEWDynamite #wrestlesky
Andrade just pinned the AEW National Champion! 👀
#AEWDynamite
To use a fantasy football euphuamism, Andrade vulturing Dunkzilla's pin. #AEWDynamite #wrestlesky
A hot dog with thumbtack eyes, glitter ribbon thumbtacked to the bottom as shoes, and a ketchup scar on his forehead
Watching this hot dog headed mf'er named Don Callis on #AEWDynamite
I only have so much graps time. I'm pretty ignorant of NJPW. Maybe I shoulda known about the United Empire guys. Out of that chaotic melee, that Henare cat caught my eye. Took and no-sold them Claudio-cuts like a BEAST. Ready for this unexpected and educational main event! #AEWDynamaite #wrestlesky
“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián
Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.
Artemis II crew returning to Earth.
Happy six-month Gotchaversary to my smartest, prettiest, goodest boy. Rufus is the best. #RufusIsTheBest #adoptadog #gooddogs #goodboys
I think I'm genetically engineered to eat chili.