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Posts by Amanda J Uren

They'll build a new Right Wing in all the museums.
And no. this is not funny. Wake up people!!

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...And then I scrolled down*. Someone beat me to Branagh. But it's a different image. So I'll leave it.
*I usually do, but not far enough originally this time.

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a man with a mustache wearing a hat and a coat from 2023 20th century studios ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a hat and a coat from 2023 20th century studios
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Can't help it. I love a nice cup of tea!

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Love. Meghan

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a man in a red sweater with a white collar is sitting in front of a monitor Alt: Sulu (George Takei) in Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country, coming to the aid of the Enterprise. 'Fly her apart then!!'
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Happy Birthday. I met him a few years ago. Lovely bloke.

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Couple of Tribbles in your jockstrap should cushion the nards.

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The book 'Cold War: Building for Nuclear Confrontation 1946-1989' is published by English Heritage

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I hate those tutorial videos too. The downside is that AI gives you answers that are total bollocks!

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Used to enjoy our daily Hobnobs.

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Damnit! Got the earworm now!

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Looks like a goose. It just wants a gander inside.

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Banished beyond the leper gate again!

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DS0. The scene in Quark's. Bashir, O'Brien and Worf. (I paraphrase).

O'Brien: 'Keiko's, going to have a baby'

Worf: 'What now?!!'....

(Worf having helped deliver Molly in Next Gen.)

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Nobody sits next to you on the bus or the train. Win - win!

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Affected me. Red hair, glasses (not cool then) prominent teeth. left handed. We moved a few times, so different primary schools. Mother used to say 'don't let them see they've upset you'. So I built a 'shell', buried my emotions. Still bury them. Think it's affected my grief process (husband)

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a man in a red jacket stands in front of a group of mariachi musicians Alt: Star Trek's Captain Picard stands in front of Q and a group of mariachi musicians.
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The next person that says mint sauce, gets it I tell ya!!

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Looked good. Shame about the stories.

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🎵Boiled beef and carrots,
Boiled beef and carrots,
Look at that and think fuckin' 'ell",
Makes you shit and makes you smell.
Don't live like vegetarians
On food they give to parrots,
You'll be havin' a shite, from morn 'til night,
On boiled beef and carrots.🎵

Apologies to the original composers

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Cup. So good I typed it twice!

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It's just decoration George. Put it to one side and drop it in the human's next cup cup of tea. As decoration, of course.They'll appreciate it.

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Milk Tray Man flew straight past me! Bastard!!

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#FuckOffFriday again?1 I haven't completely fucked off from last week's yet!

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Shitty Owl!

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Yeah. 'Fess up Hamill!*

*Came here to say something similar. I always scroll replies first. You beat me to it!

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After my recent remarks about a certain current Russian leader. I've thought it prudent to hide. You'll get this when it's safe to emerge (I hope!!)

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My idea started well.
There was a young lady from Bude.
Then they said it all got rather rude.
A man in a punt, stuck his pole... Well it was the only word that rhymed...
They said it would have been greater, if it had only been neater.
And I'd found the right word to conclude.

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David Attenborough voice-over '...and here we see the grey squirrel grooming his human in the expectation that he will soon reveal the location of his nuts...'

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