The tornadoes are worth it!

He has a pretty young blonde woman sit next to him and filter his thoughts into relatively coherent tweets, I'm sure she has to play thesaurus as well

They abandoned his older brother because he wasn't cruel and cunning enough a businessman, and so you can just imagine what kind of parenting they employed to try and form their slower, less impressive son Donald into that image

This twitter account has made many viral tweets similar to this, and was one of the ones leaked as a foreign agent during the brief period where twitter had locations turned on

He's so proud of all the fake winning he's doing! I'd love to personally witness Stephen Miller fight for his country on the battlefield, because I think it would be hilarious

I been saying for a long time that if you're a normal person who is Jewish, there's probably no one alive you should hate more than Benjamin Netanyahu

Actively breeding hatred against you right at this very moment

They don't even have to be good at it anymore. They'll just do it, say they didn't do it, and be fine

I don't think anyone will see this but I'm almost 100% positive this was one of the accounts exposed as a foreign account, it's just a troll

I really want one of them to actually get caught, but they just kill them immediately instead so we never get to figure out why they're trying to do it. I'm very curious what they have to say

This fucking game already looks SICK

Why would he park, get out, and run there? And leave all his stuff in the car? Seems like what I'd do if I wanted to get arrested

These people all individually believe they are gods, and until somebody cuts em down they won't be changing. Obviously being hated by most of the world doesn't matter to them

He's SUCH a loser too, imagine having to not only bend the knee to a pedophile, but one that looks like baked Jabba the Hutt and has the brain of an 80 year old 6th grader

I at least expected America to be taken down by a conniving, manipulative genius evil villain, but instead we get this. SAD!

She doesn't even make it that far. She's like "yeah child sex trafficking whatever DOW???"

Based Connie??

Very confident Trump did not choose all these people himself. Each member of his cabinet is uniquely awful and unqualified, someone with some degree of intelligence definitely planned it that way

It's literally like a Saturday morning cartoon villain roster

Imagine spending your childhood as a fleshlight for the most powerful men alive on a secret sex slave island and spending your adulthood trying to tell people it happened, while the entire government of your country actively tries to stop you and spits in your face like this

They probably top Watergate once a month at this point, at minimum

The smartest thing Eric and his daughters could possibly do is drop the Epstein info they know and bail, he's practically obliterating any chance they have of a life that isn't miserable

We really have to accept these people, we certainly can't get rid of them and hating them for their stupid mistakes will only leave them jaded

It'll push them from thinking this tweet is gross shit to thinking "well maybe Trump is right after all maybe it isn't so bad it's just a meme"

This is smart because no one would ever actually believe the government would do this, they can skate by on people being like "anyone can post a craigslist ad!!"

Tell you who you won't find in that shit, my boy Goku

It really almost makes me feel bad. It makes me wonder if he even knows anyone is patronizing him, especially when a lot of the time he doesn't even seem to know where he is

It definitely doesn't make me feel bad, but almost.

I cannot genuinely believe this 80 year old man who was born rich thinks he earned it. Like not one time in 80 fuckin years has he ever stopped to think about it

He finally achieved the success his father always wanted to see from him, and all he had to do was completely shit on the entire country to do it! It should've been his brother, always should've been

They'll sit in their trailers watching Fox on their little satellite television and when he says this they'll be like "haha, fuckin libtards, work harder next time!!"

Honestly surprised Noem was the first one down, unless you count Musk. I really expected it to be the alcoholic idiot or the brain worm guy

Can they even do that anyway? My understanding was that ICE literally cannot arrest anybody except for immigration related issues

Cops and ICE speedrunning an entire upcoming generation of radicalized adults

America simulator