It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Johann Sebastian Bach!

This happened to me on salvia once, but my face did come back.

I never imagined that the "Fockers cinematic universe" would go toe to toe with the "Before" trilogy, but here we are...

It is that time once again on the Standard Federation calendar. In this scene from classic Trek, Spock and Kirk are emerging from a very smoky room. Text reads "[coughing]".

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I already thought he was a Republican 😂😂

I sent a risky (calm down it was me asking for a job) email last week after fretting over it for months. My friend wrote back and now I’m fretting over reading it. 🫠🫠🫠😵

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Only the real ones remember this.

His handlers told him to. When they asked him to jump he asked "How high?"

Please don't jinx this for us, it stops raining around Memorial Day.

Panel from What If...? #17 (1990) Sergei Kravinoff aka Kraven The Hunter, stands naked in a room full of spiders that swarm around him or hang from the ceiling. The spiders cover his shame. He looks upset. Kraven: Why am I DOING this?

Everything zen? I don't think so.

This is why I only go out in public in full disguise, a different one each time.

If Dolan were actually concerned with public perception, he would resign right now.

...I thought you already knew?!?

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

I'm still eating them, I think I hate myself now.

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

In 10 years we will all be playing Half Life 2 on bespoke handmade computer monstrosities.

Yes, I would like a heath bar blizzard with extra heath bar, please. And also some fries, extra crispy. Thank you.

Unfortunately I guessed wrong, it was indeed Walgreens that has the disgusting orange slice candy. Or maybe both them and CVS have disgusting orange slices now. I don't know if I even care enough to keep track anymore. I just want some tasty candy.

I'd expand a couple more years, as GTA was adding some great music beyond that.

It's us vs them, and they are winning.

Better haircuts!

My kids used to laugh at me for having a shoebox full of old RAM modules. Look who is laughing now.

Time is so weird.

I started having oatmeal again so I would feel healthier. I had forgotten how long it takes to chew, and now my jaw hurts...and I'm only about six bites in.

I don't think I was created to ingest oatmeal regularly.