Running the damn ball gets results.

I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

You moved the swimming pool | Silicon Valley #shorts #siliconvalley YouTube video by BlamaniClips

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1986 Heavy Metal Parking Lot Where Are They Now 2006 YouTube video by James Sanabria

They found Zebra Man from Heavy Metal Parking Lot years later, and you might be on to something. youtu.be/hSjnjmQ-AAI?...

Bugs Bunny getting Daffy to hold up a DUCK SEASON sign ass empire

New people in a city are enthusiastic about the cool stuff long-timers take for granted. It’s infectious and can make you fall in love with your city again.

that 60 minutes ticker is like pavlov theory sunday scaries

Sportswriters would be adrift without their cherished cliche “a friendly that was anything but” to describe an encounter that got a little testy.

Documenting workers not in the unit doing union work helps the union.

Sine your pitty on the runny kine

Stefan Effenberg

That could be a fun angle for preseason invitationals.

George Kittle has a podcast (?!) in which he and a guest are shocked that country music is popular in…California.

Please, someone, read one book, about anything, ever

He’s angry Sinners didn’t win.

Reader since day one!

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

F1 reddit is so equal parts livid and despondent after quali. All I can say to these people is that we clearly watch this sport for very different reasons.

 the healthiest thing you could do in the social media era is acknowledge that not everything is an argument to be rebutted, say no and keep that shit moving

This is a bizarre inversion of the “no wishing for more wishes” rule.

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

This makes me so happy.

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost

Would you buy furniture at a store called Unpainted Huffhines?

as a publicly sober person i have the same problem with lent that i have with january which is that it means a bunch of fucking whiners blowing up my spot

i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

It's #superbowl Sunday! Whether you're rooting for the #patriots or the #seahawks, we're all about to be swamped with ads for #ai. so I thought it might be helpful to point out that a #chatbot really can't produce anything worth a damn.

ugh no that was the wrong person from home alone 2 wtf, jesus?!