My 4-year-old just told me, "You need a new idea. That's not a good idea. Ask your brain for a new idea now." I guess we are playing, "Daddy's deep seeded pitch meeting reaction fears. "

Luke Skywalker removing Darth Vader's helmet after the request, "take off my mask... Just once let me face you without it. Let me look on you with my own eyes."

Whenever my son tries to pull my glasses off my head, I say in my best James Earl Jones, "Just once let me face you without it. Let me look on you with my own eyes."

But honestly, I feel like this uncouthed eight-month-old just doesn't get the reference.

Angry as a human being with a family to help provide for that AI has illegally used my work to try and replace me.

Angry as a writer that AI has read my work and has not bothered to shoot me an email with its thoughts.

Can someone please QUIETLY slip the headline writer for this website a thesaurus.

A photo of Belgian sprinter Alexander Doom at the 2024 Paris Olympics and definitely not Robert Downey Jr. in prosthetics for the new Marvel movie. I think?

I wasn't sure how Robert Downey Jr. was going to pull it off, but honestly, his Doctor Doom looks unrecognizable to his Iron Man.

A Deadline article with a stock photo of a piece of paper that says "script" and another a Canadian flag.

If nothing else, can we strike against this minimal effort stock photo sourcing?

My 2 and a half year old asks me to make up Paw Patrol stories when I put her to bed every night, then interrupts me with notes.

"No! No! Marshall's ladder can't reach that high, Daddy! Skye should use her harness."

If any network is looking for an exec with bang-on notes, my daughter is avail.

Snow is like a tiger. It's beautiful to watch through glass, but you don't want to be out there with it.

ER doctors are obsessed with tools that beep.

"Doctor, we've developed a device that will cure--"

"What's the beep ratio?! Does it have angry dings? Panicked whirls? How will people know I'm doctoring?!"

Haha thanks! I said, "can't I just say we're having a baby?" but that pitch received notes.

Thanks!

We're lacing up for some two on two, March 2024.

Well, I guess I know where I'm making a detour to this weekend!

That sounds amazing. Rorschach?

My 2-year-old got really upset that the quarter moon is broken and in that moment I realized I do not know how to explain the phases of the moon.

I told her it'll be fixed next time she sees it. So, you know, starting her off with a strong foundation of science over here.

I'm so sorry to hear, Curt 😔.

The thing that's great about buying peaches is not only do you get a day of delicious fruit, you then get a full week of raise your own pet fruit flies.

Email from 2024 Paris Olympics

Of all the well wishes today, the Paris 2024 Olympic Committee wishing me a happy birthday with Olympic facts from the year I was born might be the most random message I've gotten. Though the day is young. Maybe a World Cup or a pro sports league will reach out!

Wait, what?!