i use one and it really seems to help with stray whiskers

it's totally on brand for the Tucker Carlson logo to resemble a bespoke bourbon-scented beard butter company

oh fuck right off into the sun

Our Annual Dinner Solely Underwrites Scholarships, Awards, and Activities By the WHCA -- layered over a photo of Obama

lol

no one tell Trump that the WHCA website still features Obama in its lead image for the Correspondents' Dinner page

everyone post ur rig

people wanting to be popular in high school is fine!

but at some point, you realize adolescent popularity is frequently contingent on humiliating others and participating in bullshit hierarchical structures.

and if you still think that's normal, congrats! you're Bari Weiss

oh interesting! that just came up off the top of the head, but!

my dad's side is from Hudson Valley, so...huh.

people wanting to be popular in high school is fine!

but at some point, you realize adolescent popularity is frequently contingent on humiliating others and participating in bullshit hierarchical structures.

and if you still think that's normal, congrats! you're Bari Weiss

moved there when i was 4, went to University of Mississippi, and still go back to see family/friends all the time!

major media and the US government are both run by all the kids from high school who desperately wanted to be popular, but never realized their goal was pathetic horseshit

Could Godzilla Actually Exist? -- a real goddamn YouTube video from Neil deGrasse Tyson

the Overton Window,
but for being a dumbass

FUN FACT:

i took bronze medal in foil at the Mississippi State Games circa 2005

i'm dead serious btw

Winners don't use drugs -- Kash Patel, Director, FBI

all of you will be hearing from his lawyers.

if anyone can convey to the powers that be that i will sell my left kidney to contribute to this, please let me know

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oh my god.

OH MY GOD

wint @dril and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

pretty bold legal strategy from Kash Patel in the closing of his defamation lawsuit

Oh, won't somebody please think of the Christians! -- Lovejoy Simpsons meme

Benjamin Netanyahu:

the gel in his hair really brings the whole wardrobe together

Grok can't even identify the artwork's nip-slip. it rendered it as a squiggly birthmark or something

incel-ass AI

'leaders at companies from Nvidia to Palantir are now driving fashion' says famously fashionable publication, The Wall Street Journal

It's the most comical bind these fascist 'defenders of Western Civilization' are in, having to kick the gay philosophers of Athens out of the canon, I love it

@sirosenbaum.bsky.social caught them out last October in @flaminghydra.com

flaminghydra.com/purity-tests/

downloaded this cyberpunk sandbox city builder last night and the vibes are immaculate

dystopika.com

Alex Garland suffers from LOST syndrome, in that he loves an opaque and ultimately inexplicable plot without pausing to realize you need to *earn* it

isn't a cornerstone part of this game its narrative inscrutability?

not that that has dissuaded Garland before...

of course, if he proves correct, he will be a legend.

yeah this guy is super sketch to me just for his 'predictions'

the medical information seems very sound, but these deadline calls are bonkers

taking your vyvanse on a monday after not taking it over the weekend truly feels like that gif of the cotton candy girl powering up

BARI WEISS: Tonight's 'Things That Matter' topic asks, 'Is there a God?'

ROSS DOUTHAT: God is absolutely real, and He is a centrist.

LINDA YACCARINO: I think this is the sort of question we shouldn't be afraid to ask! Thank you for saying it!

ALEX KARP: *bloody cocaine nose* I am your God