I thought my dog was being super sweet and came to give me kisses... he's came to look for crumbs on my sweater...

Im back in the cursed building and they've moved things around...

Apparently my current wardrobe is very 2000's core. Girlfriend told me I look like Sam Pucket. I'll take the compliment.

I want to make comics of my dog... but I cannot properly capture his rattiness... or his Florida Boy energy...

DISCLAIMER: I IMMEDIATELY TAKE IT FROM HIM AND THROW THEM AWAY BUT ITS STILL INFURIATING

I swear to god if my mom feeds my dog another bone just for him to attempt swallowing it whole like a pelican im going to rage...

Wanted to try some lighting practice with my favorite little pocket Monsters.

First sketch to rise from the Dead. Congrats baby boy.

Trying to get back into drawing on my phone in my free time... I did not buy this expensive ass phone to ignore this feature... fuck you burnout, I'll kick your ass...

How did this become my life?

Eternal loop 🙂‍↕️🐸

#grogthefrog

AFTER A TWO YEAR LONG ENDEAVOR I HAVE FINALLY CLOSED MY 100 YEAR OLD STORM WINDOWS! I SHALL NOT FREEZE THIS SEASON!

After the Framk update I wanna finish my Frank puppet... but holiday retail is kicking my ass...

Trapped in retail holiday hell has my brain pretty numb but I've been replaying Heartgold to keep my spirits up.

Pray for me that I get this new job, so I no longer have to see the men that harass me at my current one.

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

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Just watched the Demon Slayer movie, and im so happy people can finally understand my love for one of my favorites! (Also, I got to see my second favorite, win-win for me)

I have this regular who's political takes are absolutely stupid and has started bringing them up for no reason... so I will not feel bad on upselling him on something he was on the fence about.
It now costs $100 to have me listen to your shit takes. Congrats.

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THEIR ALPHABET?! IT MAKES MY JOB 1000% MORE IMPOSSIBLE! IVE LECTURED SO MANY PEOPLE! ITS TO HELP ALL OF US FIND SHIT! PLEASE!

To the man I witnessed snatch my breakfast as I pulled up inside Dunkin. I hope you have the worst day.

This was the real diagnosis.

It was my requirement for dating.
1) Share brainrotting hyperfixations
2) Make OCs with me
3) Let said OCs kiss.

As long as you don't buy anything to justify us staying open lol

Im only annoyed because it's going to be an entire day of customers calling to see if we're open and then asking why we're open when they show up to buy something.

Who else is working an open to close on a widely celebrated holiday?
(I make the schedules, but I wanted my employees to actually be with their families.)
Sigh

I was legit dying of laughter each time he read out your messages! Made my night!

I'm so happy I didn't leave these in the sketch pile...

#SPOILERS WELCOME HOME SPRING UPDATE
Needed to draw some of the highlights from the @nightmind.bsky.social live stream. The end was a riot!

Slasher vs Slasher! Finally finished my valentine's gift for @modsu.bsky.social
Love you and this freak babe!

I tried teaching myself blender for this bitch... and I ended up feeling like my brain was actually a walnut...