You can have kids, or you can have a complete set of silverware.

You cannot have both.

Hot take: If you're an Orioles fan but have never actually spent time in Baltimore City outside of Camden Yards, you really ought to change that

March 22, 2005: “And boom goes the dynamite."

A first quarter 3-pointer by Fred Jones ignites a viral catchphrase, and Vince Carter scores 33 PTS (13-21 FG) to lead the New Jersey Nets to a 98-91 win over the Indiana Pacers.

It makes me FRUSTRATED that I do not have easy access to Ethiopian food.

In this sentence, I presume myself to be the big, strong oaf who is telling all the nerds, “Sorry, fellas….”

Amazing to think that he took over from Urban Meyer, who has zigged and zagged since.

Living overseas makes this even more fun!

Trying to determine whether The Christmas Chronicles films are more canonically Backdraft or Overboard.

Shrek 2 is the top movie about relationship and family. Don’t @ me.

Weird way to spell “Encino Man”.

Infelizmente, I am only living it from afar (Brazil, current home) through your normal game updates and Naila’s bench photos.

It’s HoCo weekend! Let’s see a play we would have run with Darnell Autry at least once every 4 downs.

Back to School is better than Monsters University. Don’t @ me.

This! Who does this?

Same, for the 18th time…🫥

I think this part is so big and lost in how big this became. Had the university not been bending over backwards to minimize this out of the gate, the outcome could have been considerably different for all.

Shepard’s “Paper, Rock, Scissors” movie night remains one of the top combos.

Not sure who I am, but those Hoover years are not wrong, speaking figuratively.

#SheparditesEverywhere

The article doesn’t capture it, but don’t sleep on the contributions of Shepard’s own Justin Conroy here.

He is all of us.

All bangers. But most importantly, I didn’t realize you had this take on All the King’s Men—I share it completely.

So much so that I was jealous of Al Hawes upon arrival at college to know that he had the joy of being an authentic Eagles fan.

We had a monitor on ours, but I definitely saw this style setup more than once when growing up. It was glorious.

One of the most important honors in the land!

Still waiting on waiver and potential NBA draft…but there’s a chance of one more year of Barnhizer/Martinelli…

Big Ten News: Northwestern's Brooks Barnhizer Shuts Down Transfer Portal Rumors Northwestern star Brooks Barnhizer shut down any rumors that he would enter the NCAA transfer portal if granted an additional year of eligibility by the NCAA.

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@revdjesq.bsky.social , there’s a ton happening in the world…but no Barnhizer takes this afternoon.

“Boom goes the dynamite.”

20-years ago today.

19 year old Ball State University journalism student Brian Collins filling in for the regular campus sportscaster — when the teleprompter suddenly stops working (2005)…

This is the only way.