Doesn't matter. He said he could solve it in a day.
"Only Trump Can Fix It"
Anyone with a brain knew it was BS.

Wait, this contract is for a single tulip? And it's how much?
For a tulip?!?!

One day, people are going to realize a Bitcoins' actual value is less than a tulip.

Create a meme coin.
Call it $SCAMMED.
???
Profit?

If you're looking for sympathy, it's in the dictionary between sh*t and syphilis.

WAY ahead of you! I suck, I know I suck, but I keep on playing. Suckily

He's trying for the Kubrick Stare. Not really working though. Less intimidating, more constipated...

Getting married?
I'm playing Dragon Quest 5 again and just married my childhood sweetheart. Have a ways to go before kids, then fight the end Boss.

Ragnar McRyan calls "Dibs!"

DQ5 is my favorite, especially after I became a parent.
DQ6 is interesting, if a little odd. Bouncing between reality and the Dreamlands can be confusing until you figure out which is which.

Mini Ninjas
LoZ, The Phantom Hourglass
LoZ, Spirit Tracks
Dragon Quest 5
Dragon Quest 6

Tiger runs like Ayla (Chrono Trigger)
Love it!

Melania should play Melania.
Back in the day, I read Cryptnomencon. One character was The Dentist, and his wife was a prostitute who had married up. Her husband paid for a movie about her, and she played herself. It was only shown on cable after midnight.
Same story, 20+ years later, not fiction.

Is not in contract!

Looks like I crossed a magic line. After about 2 months, the prawn bots have found me.
Block, block, blockity block.

It worked for Roger Wilco!

I wonder when they will notice JD Vance's wife, Usha.

So mean!

The Supreme Court made that clear when they gave him Presidential Immunity.
Everything he does from now on will be "An Official Act," meaning you have to sue him to stop it. Then he just goes on to the next crazy thing, so you have to sue over that.
Ad infinitum...

Those dastardly Iranians!
Somehow bringing a drone carrier close enough off the coast to launch drones, but somehow also flying them in formation to look exactly like Orion the Hunter!

Okami: Sequel just dropped a teaser last night.
I'm about to finish Okamiden, then begin my first time playing Okami on the Switch.

I assure you, this vet didn't vote for Cadet Bone Spurs!

Release or Leak. If the Congress Critters don't have the balls, hopefully, some unpaid intern will. Perhaps with the Boss saying, "I need to step out for a bit. Make sure you properly file that document, please."

Can he be compelled to appear?
Seems that he is now Random Citizen 462916 rather than anyone Congress needs to talk to.

A lot of folks love the complex lore of Warhammer 40K.
Me? I prefer a simpler motivation.
Can I get a WAAAGH!?

Tap, Rack, Bang. Basic small arms drill, but modified for the orkish mentality.

Toys R Us. You can get most of the other stuff online or at the surviving competitors.
But the magic of taking your kids/grandkids up and down the aisles, looking for the perfect toy?
I hate venture (vulture) capitalism.

So, who is into Legend of Zelda and Okami?
We really need a crossover!

Stop peeking through my window!

Double T has been removed, Double R is still up, but blocked and reported

I slowed my playing to be a parent, then inherited much of my son's collection when he moved to Florida. He only took his PS5 and gaming computer.
I have a PS2, PS3, PS4, XBOX 360, 2 Nintendo Switches, DS, 3DS, and a 7500 in 1 Raspberry Pi I bought in Korea.
I'm about to retire, so I have a plan.

I see others trying the Algorithm Game, so let me give it a whirl!

Dungeons & Dragons
B/X D&D
Legend of Zelda
Dragon Quest
Goblins
Orcs
Writing
Fantasy
Science Fiction
JRPGs
Dogs
Living Overseas
Korea
Battlestar Galactica
Warhammer 40k
Redwall