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Posts by CORN

Experiencing productive and corn-related,,,, hallucinations today.

3 days ago 13 1 0 0

I don’t either

6 days ago 1 0 0 0

I’ve begun using quadruple commas when discussing corn.

Ex: I went to the deep state agents house,,,, I planted corn in his yard,,,, the corn will sprout Sunday.

A new grammar rule is necessary in order to provide an adequate/religious pause,,,, out of respect for corn.

6 days ago 30 3 2 0

There isn’t a “diet corn” there is just “corn”

1 week ago 20 3 0 0

Thinking about squash, tomatoes, beans.

1 week ago 24 1 2 0

Thank you

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

With more than 10 days left in March ive already met all of my coyote-centric monthly goals, but I am behind and losing patience as my bird related protocols are behind schedule.

1 month ago 20 2 0 0

Yes I am training my son to set invisible human traps to protect our Peruvian giant corn from deep state predators

1 month ago 21 3 0 0

I recommend hiding your Peruvian giant corn plants

1 month ago 27 6 1 0
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You’re a deep state agent

2 months ago 2 1 0 0

Was unsuccessfully hunted by deep state botanists earlier

2 months ago 28 3 0 0

I have developed an extremely illegal variety of corn.

2 months ago 7 3 0 0

I am growing extremely different corn than you.

2 months ago 40 7 0 0

Yes I am alive. Yes I am growing corn illegally daily. Yes the deep state is hunting me and my corn. No they will not succeed in stopping me or my corn.

2 months ago 44 7 3 0
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I have been befriending creatures for weeks now.

9 months ago 33 1 1 1

Please view my most recent post.

10 months ago 5 0 0 0
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SECRET PATCH OF PERUVIAN GIANT CORN [illegal (in Wisconsin but not Sheboygan County, I will not disclose the county)].

*See Photos* (taken 2 weeks apart).

Sheboygan County Illegal Corn crop is being heavily guarded, I am not willing to post updates on them until I can guarantee their safety.

10 months ago 23 4 3 0
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11 months ago 37 1 1 0
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It is colder than I prefer this time of year. Please like,

11 months ago 38 2 0 0

I don’t recognize the American election process.

11 months ago 2 0 0 0

Will be posting seedlings within 72 hours.

11 months ago 33 0 0 0

I recommend using leaves, sticks, dirt, to camouflage the net traps you’ll need to set and monitor, the most pivotal part of growing Peruvian giant corn as far north as Sheboygan county Wisconsin, this is the best method of catching the deep state agents who will attempt to destroy your corn/life.

11 months ago 38 6 0 0

Every expert that I’ve encountered, I’ve proven wrong. Please follow for more updates.

11 months ago 26 2 0 0

NO! I am not starting a Sheboygan County Wisconsin United States Peruvian Giant Corn Supplement Company, and if anyone tries to start a company like that, I will dedicate my life to destroying your private property.

11 months ago 38 3 1 0

Today I consumed at least 1150 calories from kernels of corn.

11 months ago 36 1 1 0

I am manifesting a certain-death situation where thousands to hundreds of thousands of pounds of Peruvian giant corn, grown in Sheboygan county Wisconsin, smothers, tramples, crushes me. Please like.

11 months ago 163 17 3 0

I cured my chronic pain recently.

11 months ago 26 1 2 0

We agree

11 months ago 3 0 0 0
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Picture from yesterday:

Second Generation Illegal Sheboygan County Wisconsin Peruvian Giant Corn Seed, moments before planting illegally

11 months ago 36 2 0 0

My Peruvian giant corn plants are coming along nicely. . .

1 year ago 38 2 2 0