Former Houston Rockets center Tree Rollins, doing an ad for a local car dealership: These deals are Tree-mendous.

An extra in Jaws 3-D wears a shirt that says "Let A Gargoyle Sit on Your Face"

One of the best parts of watching movies from the '80s is pausing to read the t-shirts on the extras

post from Szabolcs Panyi with an electoral map of hungary but tbh it’s kind of shaped like queens and its blue and orange

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets

Epstein's Eye Land Optometry Clinic

imagine Tracy Morgan saying "it's not what it looks like! Dr. Epstein is my optometrist."

If this is your kind of joke, you gotta watch Reggie Dinkins

The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins is nakedly an excuse for the 30 Rock team to make jokes about whatever they want to at lightning speed, and I mean that as an unreserved recommendation. Second season, please!

You don't really want this. So much of TV is changed and discovered in the process. No master plan survives 13 eps of production. Your actors' abilities and chemistry opens up story paths you never imagined. Other ideas sink like a lead balloon.

Master plans are overrated.

a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a purple mask ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a purple mask

RIP Sam Kieth

Sweet, dreams!

Yes, Megan Thee Stallion is on The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins tonight. But also, Craig Robinson is on The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins tonight. And, in addition, Heidi Gardner is on The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins tonight.

"Flash enters the speed force" wins!

After Harrison Ford, Chase Infiniti is my favorite actor named after a car dealership

Marty Supreme is what they call Martin Scorsese at Burger King in France

There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or “just saying what everyone’s thinking”

Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.

My friend (& doppelgänger) Daniel Radcliffe and the great Bobby Moynihan are currently starring in the very funny NBC series “The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins” - which I would enjoy even if it DIDN’T include gratuitous Weird Al references.

If I ran a porn store, I'd put posters in all the booths that said "You don't have to be crazy to jerk here... but it helps!" 'Cause you've gotta laugh, y'know.

This cartoon has been rejected so much by so many magazines

Tracy Morgan & Daniel Radcliffe are in the house for Lakers-Knicks 🤩🤩

Tipoff at 7pm/et on NBC & Peacock!

i bet the gas station roller feels so good for the hot dogs

George Washington YouTube video by unvmebad86

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

A fake Sports Illustrated cover from "The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins" with the headline: "Is Reggie Dinkins the B.O.A.T.? (Best of All Time)"

It was in the trailer, so I can post one of my favorite stupid BG jokes from the show. Watch the first episode this Sunday after the Rams/Bears game on NBC!

What a world huh Lemon it’s still struggling to be born

Raspberry beret
The kind you find in a candy hat store

"I don't have any skin in this game." - Me playing as Dry Bones in Mario Kart

Wow, cool! Congrats!

Of all the things I grasp - gently, not too firm, but with deliberate intent - and then slide my hand alllllll the way down its length, I think the most common one is railings

An NYU building called Wilf Hall

When your grandma tries to buy you the Hilary Mantel book you've been wanting for Christmas.

"Bib Fortuna" in the "Zohran for New York City" sign

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

Last Week Tonight on X: "Congratulations to all the winners of Marble League 2020! Through our sponsorship, they raised $100K for worthy causes. Here’s a thread of the winners and where their funds went:" / X Congratulations to all the winners of Marble League 2020! Through our sponsorship, they raised $100K for worthy causes. Here’s a thread of the winners and where their funds went:

If you're looking for some food banks to donate to, we vetted a ton all over the country back in 2020, in conjunction with our marble league sponsorship, a sentence that I swear made sense in context. Anyway -- there are links to 17 of them in this thread. (And apologies for linking to... y'know.)

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.