EVERYONE PANIC, TWITTER IS DOWN!!!

the whole internet is down because of cloudflare

but you know what website isnt down???

spencerjohnson.net

HIRE ME

womp womp, cant read the news today until cloudflare comes back up

on twitter people post about their families, on bluesky people post about their pets

let the reader understand

bluesky feels stuck in a permanent 2018

how are people still talking about the same topics they were almost a decade ago?!

i remember when that microsoft/crowdstrike update crashed all the computers in the world, my department was the only one at work still working

that was an insane day

so how many billion dollar companies do we think are down today as well because of cloudflare?

was hoping it wasnt just me!

HELLO IS THIS THING ON?

weirdly i can read tweets but replies wont load. i think the timeline finally died though. so, hi visa 👋 lol

went to clear out my raised bed to prepare for new spring planting. found a bunch of carrots that never grew last year! it froze and snowed inches over them and just now they started sprouting???

gonna start using rotating sandwiches dot com just to get lunch inspiration

twitter's down, hello everybody

not to be rude but i'm starting to think that short form social media isn't right for some of you if you can't handle seeing a post that isn't accompanied by a full sociopolitical analysis and history of the topic at hand when the topic is like. littering is bad. there's a character limit on here

Nothing else of note happened today except the visitation of the magi, right?

Happy Epiphany, everybody

please be nice to customer service people. yelling doesnt help you.

guys quick i need that meme of a cartoon man trying to stab another man but the news media camera makes it look like the exact opposite. its mostly beige with black linework characters.

one day, google will announce that they're shutting down search

anyone with a sincere yeehaw in their heart officially has a y-pass

why is there library discourse. who wanted this

been really enjoying a simple french press with a bit of honey in the morning these past few weeks. so much easier than manually pulling espresso lmao

we all want to be wanted, noticed

isnt the goal to avoid being the main character? sounds like youve won tbh

does anyone here have experience running social media ads for an insurance agency? i feel like all the advice i find is explicitly for D2C or B2B, neither of which really works for insurance.

i need work lunch suggestions

its a normal bright sunny day out but the surprise lightning and thunder outside just now made my cat fully jump

been sick all last night and today. i had absolutely no energy this morning and didnt get out of bed till noon.

its crazy how much energy you can get from a simple bowl of chicken noodle soup

gm skyline say it back

the pigeons in hawaii have red feet, v cool