it is very funny that every mets winning or losing streak has to have some symbol or sign attached to it. it's always "the mets are 31-65 going back to last season since mr. met was photographed with disgraced podcaster Tudd Gludd"
ballesteros coming in off the bench with 2 outs and the bases loaded in a game where the cubs couldn't cash in anyone on base to that point and just drawing an absolutely cold-blooded walk. this kid rules.
what's gonna happen with Billy Donovan III and the windy city bulls
if you literally walk pete crow-armstrong you deserve to immediately give up an enormous bomb
NFL team using AI for draft info but accidentally sets it to only scrape my website and is told to draft Carmine Bastone, Garibaldi The Hero of Two Worlds, or a fictitious NCAA detective named Theodore Mant who was busted the Purdue basketball team from illegally receiving "free gigantic pants."
wow, that trek across Siberia on foot sounds harrowing and fascinating. but we only have time so i have a much more interesting question to ask you. do you (lighting cigarette dramatically) prefer to be early or late to the airport?
the pizzur throw cometh
(bee gees screeching three part harmony voice) how dirty your craig
kimbrel in a cubs uniform shaking hands with a beaming willson contreras in 2021 after finishing off a combined no-hitter that he reportedly had no idea was happening
thank you craig
Fortunately Chicago already has trash containers you can put the Mets in so you don't have to leave them out on the street
I thought the Cubs were bad, but it turns out they were just playing tough teams like the Angels and the Pirates. Fortunately they got to fatten up on the joke teams like the Phillies and Mets
this soccer guy is the second most famous martinelli in global sports
oh they've got a martinelli on this soccer team
reading the new Alice Coltrane biography and didn't realize that Joe Henderson and Ron Carter played on Ptah The El Daoud and then the next day recorded Red Clay. that is a pretty cool way to spend two days
thinking about watching the big soccer game this morning
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rex grossman: sexy dexy? if you're anyone but steve spurrier, you're stealing my bit
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rex grossman: sexy dexy? if you're anyone but steve spurrier, you're stealing my bit
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searching for Craig Kimbrel to see if anyone got a screenshot of Dirty Craig shoving his entire hand in his mouth before every pitch and instantly hitting paydirt. that's all I ask for in a social media app.
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I would like the person who decided that modern TVs should have a gazillion different input settings and the one for antennas just says "tv" to have a public number that our parents can text them all day and all night for the rest of this person's life.
it's bummer that unscrupulous foreign governments and businessmen get to just directly bribe the president instead of him skimming off of taxes. if I'm paying this guy directly, I should get something in return. give me a demented tirade about how matt lafleur's beard isn't thin enough
good news for those of us who, when we filed our taxes, checked the box that says "let the president wet his beak a little"
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kash patel sending an emergency alert on fbi comms to all agents to tell them "it's beer o 'clock"
elite fbi hostage recue teams called in to extricate kash patel from "critical go kart situation" at suburban maryland pitch 'n putt
kash patel at a horrendous kash patel-style nightclub putting on his fbi windbreaker and yelling "i'm opening an active investigation into how good i am at scratching this shit!" before grabbing the headphones to do the holding it to one ear thing and yanking the whole thing over.
BYCTOM (furious rage at Craig Counsell taking out Ballesteros for Handedness) has been placed on the IL.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: After a year away, the live reads for Adult Diapers are back on Cubs radio. This time for opponent errors instead of walks.
screenshot from the Dominican Republic WBC roster page showing right-handed pitcher Huascar Brazobán
am i planning to watch the oscars tonight? absolutely,
lmao if you don't have a cube shaped guy named Moises on your base team
MOISES!!!!!!!!!
