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Posts by Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️

I use woods when I’m taking about them in regards to individual areas and people, like “I’m hiking in the woods”, but forest when referring to them in a general sense, i.e forest fires, protect our forests, etc. (born and raised PNW)

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I’m just trying to scroll the skyline for a few minutes while my report populates and now I’m crying at my desk.

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a man with his eyes closed in a crowd Alt: Close up of John Hamm in a club. He has his eyes closed and then starts to dance while still closing his eyes.

I literally was dancing to music while I read this…

Find your dance!

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I feel like you can gauge just how much actual brain power a job takes and how much real value it adds to the world by how folks in that field react to AI.

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You’re so creative in your language it’s a thing of beauty.

On a completely unrelated note, I think we should invest in a wood chipper.

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I mean…I sang along with every song, so…

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I can’t decide if my YouTube music is broken or brilliant. Line up this morning: Ellis Paul, Sabrina Carpenter, Les Misérables (London Cast Recording), Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Led Zeppelin, Kacey Musgraves, Red Hot Chili Peppers, ROSÉ & Bruno Mars.

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Venmo @crankycricket

Chat I really hate doing this but I got slammed with a surprise $1200 bill and I don’t have enough money rn to pay the $480 in utility bills which are due immediately. So if you have a couple spare bucks to chip in I’d appreciate it and I’ll even post boobs later in appreciation.

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I love that black and white one!

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Individual chairs? 20 inches at least (for me - an overweight woman with a wide caboose).

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Anyone have any tips for keeping my toddler out of the dogs water dish?

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I’ve long suspected his sister (our dog) is also a cat.

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Right!?! I thought he had figured out how to unlock the screen and was outside! Terrifying few seconds until I saw his head!

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Chunk has found a new hiding place. The space between the screen door and the front door.

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Despite our best efforts, multiple crises in the arts and charitable sector, and the ongoing patriarchal stance on inclusiveness mean that the Vagina Museum continues to struggle. We are having to have serious conversations about our long-term future. And now, more than ever, we need your help...

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Spravato appointment tomorrow at 8am, and I have no gas and no money for Ubers there and back.

Anything helps!

CA, Venmo- ladyasterianox

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Oh. No. I’m getting zombie-fied day 1. 🫡

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Oh! I had no idea the raccoon was already dead! That makes it so much better. Not weird or creepy behavior at all if the raccoon was dead. Phew!

(Also, who saw that story and assumed the raccoon was alive?!?)

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I’m watching Maine Cabin Masters. It is a home renovation show but it’s worn down cabins in the woods/lakes of Maine. Not much in the way of “drama”, just a fun group of people working together.

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Hell yes!

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Dude probably thinks Waterworld is a documentary.

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a group of people sitting around a table with a fx logo on the bottom Alt: Scene from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Characters are sitting around a conference table. One says “Motion Accepted. All in favor?” And four of the six people raise their hands and say “Aye”. Then the first guy says “Motion Passed.”
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Oooooooohhhhhhhh! That makes WAY more sense than them charging their own employees. With places like Microsoft, you never can tell.

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Darnnabbit!

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Does it have pockets? Because it is adorable and if it has pockets I’d say it is perfect.

(I stopped buying clothes without pockets a few years ago and am slowly cleaning out my closet but every once in a while I come across an old dress without pockets and I am so mad!)

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Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait! Microsoft charges employees to use the product they own/developed *in* the office? Or are they saying employees don’t get free copies for home use?

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Definitely not! Laughing through grief is a time honored tradition. I know from your videos that he loved your laugh.

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To quote on of my favorite songs “Healing doesn’t happen in a straight line. If I cry just a little and laugh in the middle…I’m more than just a little justified” 💙💙💙

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I’m proud of you friend!

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a man wearing a party hat and glasses is eating a cake . Alt: Dwight from The Office wearing a party hat, blowing a roll-up party horn, holding a cupcake. “Happy Birthday” is written on it

Happy birthday! 🎊🎁🎂🎉🎈

Gym or no gym, enjoy your day!

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