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I hear people are calling his cars “Deplorians” these days.

Report: Americans Waste Enough Food Each Year To Give Over 1 Billion Third World Residents Diabetes

Report: Americans Waste Enough Food Each Year To Give Over 1 Billion Third World Residents Diabetes
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Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine

Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
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The White House has signed a 4 year lease with the ultimate nightmare tenent, and prices in the global economic neighbourhood are going to crash.

"Dang it, Peg, keep up: Canada *just* said they would NOT impose a surcharge reciprocating the President's tariff to prevent the fentanyl transgender mice from migrating to... well, I kinda lost track, but I reckon our team's ahead. Peg? Peg! Where you goin'?"

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U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship

Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.

Trump will never allow the Five Eyes to become the Four Eyes because Four Eyes is what you call nerds.

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

So I know you tossed big on a coffee machine there @mpavictoria.bsky.social but this Cuisinart programmable kettle is my indulgence. I no longer scorch my green tea any longer!

It's the "hair gel" scene

There would be no SNL without Canada. Just saying. ❤️🇨🇦🤣

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Spielberg. I will never give up my one true love.

Man who has spent entire political career attacking everybody promises he’ll attack Trump and Elon any minute now OTTAWA - Pierre Poilievre, who has famously spent his 21-year political career vociferously attacking any person or political entity which opposed him, has vowed to "any day now" begin training that s...

Man who has spent entire political career attacking everybody promises he’ll attack Trump and Elon any minute now

Instead of Napoleon, Trump should cite Óscar Benavides: "For my friends, anything. For my enemies, the law."

Once you're started disconnect the cables EXACTLY one at a time again. Let the newly started vehicle run, feathering the gas to charge it faster, then take it for a little run, 20 min and see if it holds the charge

...then the boost vehicle. With one person in the dead car, and the boost car driver feathering the gas, try to start the dead vehicle

Ouch! No need to shout 🤣 Connect the cables ONE terminal at a time. Clip the Red cable to the postive terminal of the dead battery.

Then clip the other end of the red cable to the positive terminal of the boosting vehicle.

Do the same process for the black cable, first to the dead battery

With cables, or pushing a standard to speed and popping the clutch?

Do you know how to Jumpstart a dead battery?

You're one hard door slam away from going broke! 🤣

making money moves

Let's hope Mark Carney can hire a great speechwriter, and is capable of delivering the soaring rhetoric that Canadians need to hear & take strength in in these dark times.

Not impossible at all as Trump has unified the Canadian people against Trump, and the #OleaginousToad is just to transparantly Trumpophillic.

Melanie Joly & Dominic Leblanc can deliver Quebec, and perversely, Doug Ford may deliver Ontario federally.

Meet me out back of the pub for a couply bong rips too!