If anyone is starting to lose steam with your hatred for rich people, just come to work with me in the suburbs for like half a shift, it’ll reignite ya like that 🫰

We hated Joe Rogan before we became podcasters. Now, we REALLY fucking hate Joe Rogan

So like, JD Vance definitely does a shit ton of whip-it’s right?

If the Lorax was real he’d beat Trump to death with a tire iron in front of his family

When my religious trauma decides to come back in a big way while the world is burning around us

Fun fact: MAGA actually stands for “Mamma’s Ass Gettin’ Ass”

We have the 3rd precinct version of the black sticker from back in the day!

I got a state of the nation for ya:
Booty

I did not think Trans Day of Visibility 2026 would kick off with the news that Kristi Noem’s husband has secretly been one of us this whole time

Ah here goes Trump pulling the classic conspiracy theorist conundrum where a given group of people is somehow utterly incompetent and yet somehow also able to outsmart, rob, and deceive everyone

Hey YouTube, if you play Kid Rock on my Nirvana mix one more time I’m gonna freak the heck out

My first thing I would do as President is ban video podcasts. It's audio only.

Y’all we love that the Twin Cities is continuing the No Kings protests, but for once can we please hold one on a Sunday to give people who work Saturdays an opportunity to make it to one???

This just in: Rush (the poppers brand) is approx. 976x more enjoyable than Rush (the band)

Hot take: Hayden Christensen’s delivery of “don’t make me kill you” in Ep III is flawless 🤌

Is anyone else not able to find the section in your taxes where we can select “plz don’t use my hard earned money to kill people”???

I think it’s disgusting that people had a sexual awakening from Lola Bunny. Clearly Shadow the Hedgehog is way hotter.

So who’s gonna tell them that killing a school full of children doesn’t distract us from the Epstein files?

Update: I have evolved beyond needing my Lexipro. I now simply lay in bed and watch Famous Amos on my phone instead of sleeping

Say what you will about the younger generations, in my retail experience, the shitty ones are still much kinder than your average boomer

If you thought antibiotics were bad, just wait until you meet unclebiotics

They aren’t removing 700 ICE agents from the Twin Cities, they’re keeping 2,300 here. Going from 5x our police force to 4x isn’t a win, it isn’t a compromise, it’s a distraction. Nothing has changed here on the ground.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but Trump is running out of things to distract us from ICE killings and the Epstein files with, so he has resorted to shitting his pants in the Oval Office in a last ditch effort unlike anything the world has ever seen, heard, or smelled

ICE is FUCKED now. You pissed off the wrong cryptid

If we were being paid to protest, I don’t think we’d be getting there via public transit.

Trump is just mad because more people call Bruce Springsteen “the boss” than him

Love seeing boomers forget over and over again that Rage Against the Machine has always been incredibly and explicitly anti-establishment since day 1. It’s like being suddenly furious that The Beatles are British

Minnesota will never back down. With every injustice, we come back stronger, safer, and closer. Trump has forced us to become an unbeatable force for good. We will pass down what we’ve learned and who we are to every generation to come to ensure that Minnesotan justice will never die.

I’ve never been happier for a -20 degree weekend in Minnesota. Enjoy choking on the cold, you fascist fucks

I looked out my window this morning and saw a car parked on the street. My insides are now bleeding