Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

I'm starting to lose track of how many wars we've lost in my lifetime

I would like to open up my skull and rinse it out after hearing this one. I feel like part 4 is going to be a really doozy

There's something fascinating about watching little feathered dinosaurs going about their business. I too would like to be able to fly away from things that bother me and scream about it.

Trump is within sight of an under 30% overall approval rating.

One of the most important causes right now is to establish a media narrative and popular support behind severe punishments and consequences to our present criminals running things.

My boy begs for pets and to be held when I get out of the shower. He realizes I shower right before I leave. 😭

Just saying…burning it all down is always an option

I really hate this taco shit wrt Iran or wars

There's a war on for your mind.

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A Blessed high holy day to all who celebrate.

why does the usps, being the largest postal service, not simply eat the other the other delivery services?

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

We have never not lived in that time brotha

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

wouldn't mind several orders of magnitude more of this

Exactly one year ago today:

they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now

Blank Bluesky feed

Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head

Just kidding the US isn't going to last long enough to put anything on the moon lol

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I love how the aussie reporter smiles as he says "in any metric" as the light leaves clavicular's eyes

I sometimes have to re- listen to an episode because I find it so relaxing i fall asleep. Not sure what that says about me

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

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I like the David and Goliath story being told here. Like everyone had our bets on clavicular but some Average Joe managed to be handsome despite not bashing his face in

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

Thank you! I'm going to proceed to listen to it 85784664 times in a row now

@kavehmd.bsky.social what is the name of the song that plays at the end of every episode? It always makes me happy to listen to

this really is a significant blow to the global far right. Hungary under Orban was more than a financier and place to host events: it was a proof of concept