Selfie of the poster showing his work-in-progress handlebar mustache and stubbly beard. It’s resting smirk face, not duckface because ick

Handlebars coming along nicely if I do say so myself

Spring walleye season is officially open for business

Hi Chicagoans. A good friend is unexpectedly in town from overseas so unfortunately I cannot go see Throwing Muses *tonight* at SPACE. This is a rare and sold-out show (sigh) so I hope someone else can go.

Ticket free to a good home if you are interested. Cross-posting.

That’s a lover’s caress. Jesus is the top in that relationship, right?

I too am ruled by boner law

Who looks like whom?

Word on the street is you know all about ahem, stretching it out.

Jokes aside, big same. For not being a jamband, it is certainly a transcendent jam moment

Listen to Motown. It’ll make you feel better

No kidding. I’ve seen that song many times live and am always floored by the interplay between Nel’s and Tweedy’s parts.

Dude that is gorgeous

High Fidelity-era Catherine Zeta Jones because goddam those curves, those lips, that sultry voice…and I feel like she would be a VERY active participant

Goddamn this is a fantastic answer

TOOL - Ænema (Official Audio) YouTube video by TOOLVEVO

“One great big festering neon distraction”

Seems appropriate today

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If you morally don’t want to listen to R Kelly that is great I am with you and don’t do it either because all the sex songs are extremely gross now.

HOWEVER, anyone who is still listening thinking they’re supporting R Kelly is directly paying the victims now

Carma is all healed up and raring to go

Still a bop

Boom. Donated.

A very stupid, bald man showing off his new handlebar mustache. He’s very stupid, very bald, and now very cold.

I did a bit of uh, “spring cleaning.” Goodbye beard, hello handlebars!

Thanks, dude! I may not be able to grow hair on my head but I can grow the fuck outta facial hair

A very stupid, bald man showing off his new handlebar mustache. He’s very stupid, very bald, and now very cold.

I did a bit of uh, “spring cleaning.” Goodbye beard, hello handlebars!

so I'll just be here, skeeting into the void like a creampie scene with Ava Devine. IYKYK.

morticia adams holding a baby and a book with the caption "Oh, no. He lives."

Checking the news every morning like

A black and tan Havapoo puppy stares longingly at the camera from her bed, wishing she didn’t still need to wear the Cone of Shame

Little Carma got a great update at the Vet yesterday. The infection is clearing up and the stitches come out Monday. Unfortunately, there’s a few more days of the Cone. She is…less than thrilled.

Oh same! I love everything of theirs except Golden Casket. That one just didn’t do it for me. I’m a big big MM fan 🙂

Chiming in on Modest Mouse. The Moon and Antarctica is…brilliant. 11/10 one of my favorites of the decade. Maybe don’t start with that one 😂

Audacity you say?

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

That’s fair.

Did it make you feel things?

Please tell me these are pipes and we pack and smoke their ass