25 Things Moms Actually Want for Mother's Day We promise it's not breakfast in bed.

I would like 6 and 17, please. #jennymag #genXwomen

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My 10-year old seems to have woken up on the teenage side of the bed.

No. We are not all looking for typos. Sigh.

What were all looking for. #ease

Like me, its curls are the source of its superpowers.

Oh Fudge! Indeed.

FFS. My #allergies do not care that you had a pipe burst.

Hard same.

In my Melanie Griffith era. #workinggirl #butnotlikethat

I actually like that one Kid Rock song. And, yes, I feel bad about it.

Who are all of these people flushing things other than toilet paper?

👊☀️🔌

Happy pi day! #piday

Tooth fairy payouts drop to lowest rate in years How much the Tooth Fairy gives for a lost tooth in 2025 has dropped and the value is the lowest in the Midwest.

No one is safe.

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Elon Musk Cold Open - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

Mike Myers for the win.
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The Arlington VA library system is terrific and has a badass head librarian: Diane Kresh, who shared this message:

Know Your Rights: The library is here to help. library.arlingtonva.us/2025/02/07/k...

#frog #love #ValentinesDay

No one is coming to save us… or are they? #pokemon

Sign me up!

Perhaps the entire country is having an allergic reaction to something? #impendingdoom

#pun

1972. The “I love you” at the end gets me every time…

#iykyk

#fungifriends in Cost Rica

#latte Don’t read into it.

Not to go on a tangent, but… My absolute favorite Stringer Bell storyline was when he was taking business classes and decided to use Robert’s Rules for meetings with his lieutenants. Best line: Adjourn your asses.

#bird

#art