I fear i would chalk it up to a stroke but maybe i need therapy

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The way i stopped tracking my job applications on excel like im tired

I have way too many opinions about this and im gonna get called woke for it

Me and who

Thinkin about this panel with Thor and Dr Strange everyday of my mortal life.

Do open relationships gays sleep with other open relationships gays? It seems to only ever pursue single guys?

If only i could tell oomf

This isnt affecting me. I just think its hilarious and kinda pathetic that someone has to say that to a stranger

When im tired my brain just cannot comprehend british accents like just talk normally sorry

Lol its so stupid i am not taking it seriously

I think its hilarious because i dont even care i dont go to gay events either

A comment i received recently: Bud in the world of gay muscle men, you would be a bottom feeder. It’s not that you are unattractive but that there are so many gay men that are more attractive than you. Walk into any actual gay event and you will see

Me too

Ideally environmental field or sustainability

And im not really interested in living in a remote camp im sorry

Applying to so many jobs and nothing im so tired

Woof

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Nothing ever goes my way, im drained

I need a boyfriend to [insert something nasty]

I need a tan

I wish i knew who was saving my shit. Then i’d kindly request payment for my services

I keep being baited

Kill a steroid dealer, steal his steroids and give them to me then. Alternatively kill orange man or a protein powder company ceo

Yes yes yes