it's such a humbling experience buying the warrior cats toys irl because they're RIGHT next to the skibidi toilet toys

so much perfectly good snowy owl merchandise is ruined by being harry potter branded smh

Playing football has worse irreversible side-effects for practically no gain but everyone is telling their teens to try for it

I watched this show all day for like a week on vacation once when I was in high school because my family wanted to go do stuff I had zero interest in and it was 90+ degrees and humid out and I didn't bring my laptop. and the hotel only had basic cable. I "beat" nintendogs too

Eli the tabby cat sitting in loaf pose on top of a cat tower, looking out a window

Eli curled up on top of the same cat tower in the previous photo

My Window 🪟

we made turkey burgers for dinner and now the entire apartment smells like burgers which like. isn't exactly a problem lol

Bottles of Tums antacids on a store shelf. The cap of each bottle is blue and has two triangular protrusions on it, similar to cat's ears.

Hachiware, a Chiikawa character who is a white cat with a blue marking on the top of its head and ears. The artwork is in a very simplified, cute style.

I thought these tums reminded me of someone

me march 2025: ooh there's an app that will tell me what birds are outside based on sound? :0
me march 2026: yeah I'm taking time off work for warbler migration

someone took the cardboard display box from the warrior cats mini plush at my job lol... who are you I wanna talk

(box elder bug voice) it would be an honor to die on your windowsill

half the people I know have that same stupid metal amazon bed frame with no headboard or footboard

customers at my work clocking in at the Leaving Sushi On A Random Shelf In The Craft Section factory

woke up with a headache #KillEveryone

Eli the tabby cat sitting on a table and sniffing it. A plate of bacon and eggs is just barely in frame.

Alternate angle of the previous photo with Eli facing straight toward the camera

The Breakfast Smeller

basic if I can't listen to woe is me by ana kennedy ft left at london in the car on my way to work I will have to start hurting people

sometimes you just need to re-purchase an album so you can listen to it on the built in app on your phone after it was taken off streaming

had a dream that I was in a hotel room with a pool?? and a starling got in so I was trying to catch it with the pool skimmer thing but it like landed on my shoulder/ear and wouldn't leave

twitter users are pranking me by pretending they think muslims just don't eat anything for a whole month straight every year

Get your dogs here!

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I dropped half my freakin bagel on the ground fresh out of the toaster :(

like I stopped paying attention after 2020 with the BLM protests thing. I'd be very shocked if something happened to change their attitudes around "politics" since then.

people are getting upset at the twenty one pilots guys for not talking about current political happenings and I just want to know where the hell you've been for the past 6 years if that's in any way surprising

A group shot showing a white greyhound in a pink coat, charcoal greyhound in a teal coat, a pink tiger with dark pink heart-stripes, and a white tiger with light pink heart-stripes. Behind them is their packaging, looking like envelopes and matchboxes

Two white greyhounds in pink coats with green hearts on the back standing in front of envelope-style boxes

Two charcoal greyhounds in teal coats with their backs to the camera showing the pink hearts on the backs of their coats, with envelope style boxes in the background

It’s time for Little Valentines Guys! Featuring the long awaited return of the slayhounds with a new lovable look.
You can find these guys in my shop this Friday the 6th at 6pm mountain time!
I’ve got a pretty limited qty so set an alarm if you don’t want to miss them!

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

maybe I can finally make my fursona ref sheet too...

shop is discounted until this Saturday 🩷

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Just a PSA for people, FreeTaxUSA is an excellent tool for filing taxes. Do not, I repeat, do not give your money to TurboTax. They lobby congress to keep tax filings difficult and inflate their prices to make it more expensive.

FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.

my breaking bad season 1 dvd doesn't have freaking english subtitles #killing

they don't want you to know this but you can literally have a bagel for every meal if you want

Everything bagel - Wikipedia

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