I need this periodic reminder

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Yeah, my women friends who gave up on modern dating did so because all the men in the pool suck

"Top secret military installations" does he know what secret means?

this is just to say

I have had an issue
fetching the posts
that were
on the timeline

and which you
were probably
hoping
to doomscroll

forgive me
the takes were so hot
and so
rate limited

A doctor costume, honestly, not Jesus…

My grandmother was born in Budapest, so I'm claiming to be Hungarian today, even though she and her family spoke German and identified as Austrian.

I'm old-fashioned. I want your business to have a website. Don't gimme an Instagram page and a phone number. I wanna see what services you offer and then make an appointment on a regular degular website!

I mean, it’s right there in the name

Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school.

Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon!

🌕 💛

And preferably a white dude

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

The fixation on the French first lady is particularly weird

I know they moved to a single site many years ago for budgetary reasons, but another fun thing about early Survivor was that they’d have to learn about different cultures and that knowledge would be built into some of the challenges. The survival aspect is almost totally lost in the new era

Until you’re actually done, and then the sensor will ignore the fact that you have actually stood up, and refuse to flush, requiring you to push the impossible to find button

Not really motivating me to donate to my alma mater

This is my late stepfather to a T. He could express love and compassion for his family, but every political conversation eventually boiled down to disdain and contempt for so called “liberals” and people of other races

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Seconded (I'm a CH resident).

I can't science

Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

By way of comparison

The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins is legitimately funny. I think part of the problem that there are too many options now, so people don't know about or are unable to find these shows.

“He’s not a war hero. He is a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.” -- President Donald J Trump, July 18, 2015

That's home. That's us.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.

Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.

Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Funny how the baggage fees never go down when fuel prices decrease

Libraries have registered users and checkout systems to monitor their collections, that are paid for through taxes. I'm not sure why you are trying to equate a LFL with that. And I didn't see anybody making assumptions about where you live.

A little free library is not a real library, though. It’s a donation box. If you donate books to the public library, chances are they are going to sell them, too, because they don’t need your used books

I saw people on another thread seriously suggesting he run for president. Come on, people

It hasn't happened yet, but I'm allergic to dogs, so if I ended up seated next to one, I assume I'd be able to find people happy to switch