i mean…

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

One Tim enters, another Tim exits. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

why do things like this never happen to me

Alex Jones: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

The real reason, the only reason Alex Jones did InfoWars was to sell his snake oil supplements.

John Oliver did a segment on him and InfoWars www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGq...

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

it's DISCOVERY TIME

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT Follow Pablo down the rabbit hole, beyond the game — every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday — on his award-winning video podcast, now part of The Athletic Podcast Network. You’ll get a deep-dive "talkume...

EXCLUSIVE: @theonion.com tells me they've struck a (long-awaited) deal to take over Infowars.

New PTFO on how America's finest (fake) news source trolled Alex Jones, with the blessing of Sandy Hook families — and what @bencollins.bsky.social is planning next — will be up soon

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kash about to find out the reason trump has had success with this tactic is that everyone he does it to finds settlements a really easy way to bribe him

nobody's got any reason to bribe a failed podcaster who will soon be out of a job

In 2023, Governor JB Pritzker was joined by Lieutenant Governor Juliana Stratton, Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias, advocates, and lawmakers at the Harold Washington Library to sign legislation outlawing book bans in Illinois.

Illinois made history as the first state to outlaw book bans once and for all.

Marginalizing people, ideas, or facts has no place in our state — and they have no place in a democracy.

This National Library Week, we continue our commitment to free thought and free speech.

Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

Kash Patel's lawsuit against The Atlantic has been filed.

All else aside, it confirms this: Kash Patel was locked out of the FBI system on Friday, April 10.

The lockout set off a flurry of inquires to the FBI/DOJ/WH about whether Patel had been fired.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Prediction Markets: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

Last Week Tonight goes after prediction markets

Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in

even if they do actually arrest anyone (I have doubts) chances they actually make it to trial are… slim, I would say

as their hamhanded attempts to go after comey and james show, these people live at the nexus of terrifying and incompetent

We actually bought this on Laserdisc when I was a kid and we were like, “They have a movie?!?!”

I want to be clear here - the president is causally threatening to kill millions of Iranian civilians, a war crime that is on a magnitude of the ones committed in WWII. This is incredibly bad.

This is the exact same threat the president was making when he was threatening to end Iranian civilization but nobody’s going to bat an eye at it because you can’t misread it as “he’s going to use nukes”

I didn't! I'll have to check it out!

Blood Elf Paladin, World of Warcraft

Second character to hit Level 90. Funny this is this is actually my main, but ended up leveling a warlock to mix things up a bit.

Salute to an all-time tweet

Kash Patel tweet: Memo to the fake news - the only time I’ll ever actually be concerned about the hit piece lies you write about me will be when you stop. Keep talking, it means I’m doing exactly what I should be doing. And no amount of BS you write will ever deter this FBI from making America safe again and taking down the criminals you love.

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad