she would not fucking say that

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

a digital drawing of Neil the rat playing his little piano. there are music notes surrounding him

banging out the tunes since april 13th, 2006 (drawing from 2020)

Looking for a rice field? Well you came to the wrong freaking city buddy

Had a dream that Coca-Cola has a new ad campaign where the soda wants to fuck you. The bottle says "I know I taste good, but I bet you taste even better." Voiceover: Coke, the soda that wants to fuck you

user thatonegaycactus asking theskullofjudgement: "skull of judgement am I evil for wanting to be loved" with the answer "YUUUUUUP"

Dril's pfp with speech bubble going down. Below it, a New York Times headline that reads "To fill and traffic controller shortage, F.A.A. turns to gamers"

Mario's Heads: An Apology Earlier today, I have posted about Mario in Super Mario 64 having dedicated head meshes for each eye texture, which are swapped out for each other whenever he needs to blink. Despite having an expert dataminer explain this to me, the post was based on my misunderstanding. There are merely different assembly instructions for the head, which swap out the texture and use the same data for the rest. It is basically just a different form of texture swapping, and representing it as three separate heads was not a good visualization. I am not a programmer, but making posts about programming often requires me to try to simplify very complex processes to present the information. And sometimes, despite trying my best to understand the information, my best is simply not good enough. All I can do is to check with more experts before posting such facts in the future. My deepest apologies.

I am terribly sorry.

Benny Feldman @Feldfrog It's just a joke dude. It's just a form of speech. Speech doesn't communicate ideas

ok but would a dying bluesky look like *this*

Hey this fucking rules. Excellent work

It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but ...

“It is beneath my dignity to let myself be run over by any trolley, and particularly this trolley, burdened as it is by a cape and a stupid hat.”

I wrote for Defector about boycotting Harry Potter, the ‘safe’, kindly face of anti-trans politics:

defector.com/its-time-to-...

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Vocal songs in a rhythm heaven remix level: I LOVE YOU! WITH ALL OF MY HEART! IF YOU TURN BACK, I'LL JUST BE ALONE!

The corresponding minigame: one! two! ready, and, now for the eggs!

old commercial from pizza hut for the land before time, some memester added "the past is dead, let it go"

A page from the book 1984

Brown University is home to George Orwell's original manuscript of 1984. Most of it is marked up heavily in Orwell's hand-writing but this untouched page caught my eye.

a bluesky draft that reads: “just watched a star war. imagining inviting my ex luke skywalker out to the bar with my friends who are all like “are you serious” and i’m like “what, he’s just sweet ok, and anyways we’re just friends now” and they’re like “whatever” and we get there and i’m making jokes with my friends and luke is smiling but sorta quiet and not really in sync with everyone else and when he tries to tell a story about his time on dagobah everybody sorta rolls their eyes like ok master jedi.” the draft is 179 characters over the limit

conceptualizing

me and my ex luke skywalker waiting for an uber and he’s looking up at two streetlights like they’re the twin suns of tattooine and he’s wondering what the future holds for him and i’m like “ok but seriously can you cool it for one second”

The boys and I are gonna get together, pound some brews, and listen to Corey's Bell Hooks audiobook. That is, if we can get the cassette deck working. Trevor thinks he knows what's wrong with it but I'm doubtful. That boy's so fulla shit its comin outta his ears.

please read books

I cant believe I just survived that my neck hurts so much rn

The Saddam one goes fucking crazy

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social i ate some raisins | | View full thread | LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought. | Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social You're still accountable. 1:05 PM • Mar 18, 2026

Marco Rubio: " Imagine an Iranian regime who instead of spending billions of dollars...building up all these weapons, had invested that money for the people of Iran"

A panel of Autumn from Nothing Doing looking very muppety saying "So there's this whole other world called Lyoko" overlaid on top of another panel of Vee from Nothing Doing looking strained as they consciously suppress their remembrance of the Code Lyoko theme tune (Code Lyoko, we'll be standing tall / Code Lyoko, stronger after all) and say "That's great man"