Was worried I was slipping into nihilism, but I decided it didn't matter

always the bridesmaid who mysteriously disappeared after being locked inside a hope chest and now haunts the church grounds still waiting to catch the bouquet, never the bride

One day, I'm gonna fall in with the "right crowd". And, gawd, I'm gonna be cross.

Big Dick Energy, but the Dick in question is Andy.

Can we get a vote going for "despair" being the word of 2026?

I just can't seem to get back to posting on sosh meeds (ya welcome for the cringe). Apart from this post, I guess.

When Tr*mp mistreats a journalist at a press conference, all the other journalists should just get up and leave.
And they should not need to be told this.

the opposite of woke is asleep and that's how they'd like us.

PSA. A backtick is not an apostrophe.
But you probably don't even know when to use an apostrophe.
So maybe just don't.
hashtag nerdrage

Every time I wish we could go back to how things were before, I remember I hated them then, too.

This is a Mindy Kaling appreciation post.

*Go appreciate her!*

Alright.

My rosacea is a manifestation of the time in another life when I was burned at the stake.

Thanks to @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social I now know that Wednesday isn't only for weevils. It's also #woodpeckerwednesday Downy Woodpecker
#bird
#sciart
#ornithology
#photography
#wildlife
#nature
#wildlifephotography

I do not have resting bitch face because my bitch face is very active, an over-achiever really

A male northern cardinal perches on a slender branch and is caught in the shadow of a branch in the foreground; the shadow could almost resemble the bars of a cage. The aspect of the bird suggests he might feel oppressed by that shadow. As though the shadow were representative of an actual cage, that of the ennui he endures. As I said, the most dramatic bird in my backyard.

The most dramatic bird in my backyard.

Supposed to get 3 to 5 inches of snow here in southeast Tennessee tomorrow. People are talking about it in hushed, solemn tones, the way you might discuss a 400 foot tall invincible eagle that steals children in the night.

A photograph of a Dark-eyed Junco (a bird that is grey and black on its upper body and back, wings, and upper side of tail, with bright, white underparts) perched on a branch in a tree with a snowy bokeh behind.

Please enjoy this pic I took yesterday of a Dark-eyed Junco looking very mindful, very demure.

Photo of a person wearing a black-and-red kimono, carrying a mainly red parcel, and with a lizard mask on their head

Flashback to when Google would surface this when you mistyped, instead of a creepy product on Temu

Oh gosh I can’t pick, I like them all so much, I’ll just take the whole lot!

-me, choosing my battles

There are some valid uses for AI. If you're a supervillain looking to turn an entire metropolis into tinder through ungodly levels of water consumption, it's basically ideal.

Why do they write "do not eat" on the desiccant packet but nothing else in the box? Like I could get peckish and eat the big brass staples and the plastic bag, too. If you're that stupid, where's the imaginary line?

you wouldn't like me when i’m being condescending, not that you'd ever realize when that is.

Are you telling me a grand baby made this piano