y'all don't have to vote for a sexpest and harasser of women for california governor just to own the left

did i clear all the ash and rebuild the museum brick by brick? yes, yes i did

nobody ask me how long this took

there are too many items in this game i swear to god

tabletop mic.... you mean i can make my pokémon start a conservative podcast??

senate democrats: why yes, my republican colleague repeatedly refers to my constituents as subhuman garbage that needs to be eliminated, but we're in a book club together, so i am confirming his appointment slayyy✨

gamefreak give us the ability to make loop-the-loops with railroad tracks on pokopia and you will be destined with the mandate of arceus 🙏

this was so satisfying. i love making roads and pathways so much 😭

thank you!!!

@reinbowcleric.bsky.social can you translate this lil guy for me please 🥺

ohmygoddd marowak you can't just ask someone that ☠️

pokopia is like minecraft, but it's also like animal crossing.
and age of empires.
and rollercoaster tycoon.

and, somehow, dangan ronpa

"it's too bright" you literally don't have eyes

oh you didn't like your beautiful tree because it was too sunny, zubat? enjoy your fucking bench and garbage can in a cave you ungrateful bitch

this is just legends kanto with extra steps

unfortunately it is really really good 😩

i am sorry, they put ss. anne in its entirety? and it's not empty inside every room is detailed??

this game is fucking massive

i'm looking from my telescope in my attic because i wasn't invited </3

and then the night ends watching videos of 12 years old performing sondheim songs

gay guys are like, "wanna come over? we're watching rupaul's intercontinental all-star anniversary great american hoedown of infinite cruelty, season 17

the spiders in my house have filed a class action lawsuit against me??? for systemic sexual harassment in my studio apartment????

sometimes i think my friends don't love their dogs enough and i start planning a cask of amontillado type situation to take their dogs

all my friends and family on the east coast get to experience a crazy weather event but i'm stuck with pleasant, moderate temperatures all week :(((

save me, michelle obama

idk i just feel like if a 6'7" man crushed me with his body it would solve A LOT of my problems right now

no but i did accidentally download it and it took me forever to figure out how to get rid of it lol

ruined the gay hang because my tv can only stream byutv :(

YOU would know 😐

gays guy be like, "sex in a bed with clean sheets? no, no, no i much prefer a port-a-potty next to an abandoned kmart"