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Finance news parody. Blast from the past.
Nothing changes

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'Unexpectedly' for those in denial.

A.I.

We import such a high proportion of our goods we should be looking at global prices rather than UK specifics as drivers to UK inflation expectations. Chinese economy will probably be a bigger driver of uk inflation than UK demand.

The problem with assuming that a fall in demand from UK consumers is deflationary is the assumption that we make our own goods so those prices can fall. We have a government that makes it very hard to lower employment costs and the price of the basic raw material, energy, is unlikely to fall.

I can't see what the issue is.

Denmark should simply hand Greenland to the USA, as the USA is closer and they've asked nicely, along with an extra €10 billion to keep the USA happy, following Britain's marvellous example with the Chagos islands.

Track record of being right trumps constantly pushing forward idealistic theory and blaming others for your failures.

Murphy? Delusional. But perfect fit for BBC requirements. Especially Radio 2.

UK inflation.

Rising long term borrowing rates- inflationary.
Falling currency- inflationary
Taxes on employment- inflationary.
Higher State wages- inflationary.
Renewable energy- inflationary.
School VAT-inflationary.

And now fossil fuels.
Oil prices are going up fast - really inflationary.

The model of the mega tech co's is the old Venice and Genoa city states.

Running on the predicted rails

Have a most wonderful Christmas my friends.

Family, feasts, laughs, socks from Auntie Maud and mounds of torn wrapping paper!

Best wishes and joy to you all.
Pol

Fintwit charts of day length would have arrows all over the end of them pointing to day length breaking lower, heading to permanent night... subscribe here for torches.

The best bit of news all year arrived today.

The days stop getting shorter and start getting longer.

If you've read Dan McCrum's book on Wirecard, you'll know Jan Marsalek's name. He basically ran the Wirecard scam.

Now he's names as Mastermind of the Russian spy ring just busted in the UK.

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Why Labour ministers are starting to agree with Tory criticism of the civil service The government’s aims are bold, but they want to galvanise the civil servants whoimplement the government’s agenda.

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The machine is in control.

Civil servants hold well-being ‘check-ins’ before meetings The Civil Service has been accused of holding “lengthy” emotional check-ins at the start of meetings as part of a HR well-being drive.

Productivity started declining when HR depts hit their Skynet 'Judgement Day' and began running things rather than serving.

Increase productivity by getting rid of 75% of HR personnel and reversing their title to 'Staff Department'

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A rebel advance in Syria is nothing to cheer | Chris Bayliss | The Critic Magazine The news that insurgent forces have launched an energetic and apparently unexpected campaign against regime forces across northern Syria has come as an early Christmas present to the renewed cohort of...

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London PM2.5 particulates vs the natural Saharan dust ones in the Canaries.
Perhaps Khan should ban Londoners from visiting.

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Neither can. It's an overlap off to many influences these days. The top ones being war, de dollarisation and yet dollar strength. Anfld then the yield ust diffs which i think are bottom of the q.

TOP NATO MILITARY OFFICIAL BAUER: BUSINESSES NEED TO BE PREPARED FOR A WARTIME SCENARIO AND ADJUST THEIR PRODUCTION AND DISTRIBUTION LINES ACCORDINGLY

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Who should i be following here?

Friday knob rant.

We all know cars need more knobs and less flat touchy things, but electric kitchen hobs need a shout out.

Multipress combos to change heat, all of which fails when wet. Just fit knobs!

Usd strength is camouflaging the roaring new highs that gold is making against most other major currencies.

Binyamin Netanyahu: arrest warrant issued by war crimes court Israeli former defence minister and Hamas leader also named by International Criminal Court

🔺 BREAKING: An arrest warrant for Binyamin Netanyahu, the prime minister of Israel, has been issued by the International Criminal Court

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Surprise Solar Boom in Pakistan Helps Millions, But Harms Grid There’s a shiny new addition to Pakistan’s dusty agricultural heartland: rows upon rows of solar panels.

The country's breakneck 'solarization' has several upsides, but threatens to weaken utilities as customers abandon them in search of more affordable power

The lower orange segment is the eco tax on uk retail energy bills.

Interns are lucky enough to work for free, but it becomes more expensive the more senior you become.

S+P futures exactly where they were pre Nvidia results. To think the commentariat were preaching Nvidia as the most important thing since someone thought of adding anchovies to spaghetti sauce (better invention than sliced bread).